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  • Michael^Heaven
    Platinum Poster
    • May 2008
    • 1321

    £4.4 billion



    It's one of the most expensive and technologically-complex machines in the world, but that didn't prevent the Large Hadron Collider from coming a cropper thanks to our feathered friends.

    The £4.4 billion 'God Machine' overheated after a passing bird dropped a piece of bread into a high voltage installation which was powering a cooling unit.

    Scientists looking into a failure of the cryogenic cooling plant found a piece of baguette had caused the malfunction.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1225830/Hadron-Collider-breaks-thanks-bread-dropped-passing-bird.html#ixzz0W9VqDqSw

    I found this interesting as well...

    The problem was noticed by enthusiasts who were online monitoring data online and noticed unusual temperature changes.
    Perhaps some of these enthusiasts should put in a application & pink slip whichever scientist(s) are supposed to be on monitor patrol.
  • AntonyM
    DUDERZ get a life!!!
    • Oct 2004
    • 6415

    #2
    Re: £4.4 billion

    Technology confounded by baguette dropping bird, go figure, sabotage at its finest.
    Originally posted by Shpira
    So came back last night...
    Sven Vath was amazing...he played a god damn killer set...ended up going to that and came to at like 10 am in some whore house in south Amsterdam...no idea how I ended up there...friday was a bit of a blur got really drunk and visited several parties can't remember a whole lot to be honest hehe...saturday was probably the best day that I recall...started up in the nearest coffee shop and going from party to party...beautiful woman, beer and weed...finished the night by taking some shrooms and listening to an amazing elke kleijn set...sunday...i met a nice girl who worked at one of the coffee shops and ended up talking to her for like 6 hours...was supposed to meet her at some DnB party...but instead went for a steak and walked around red light district bars drinking and smoking...monday took it easy went to a coffee shop and took a taxi to airport....

    All in all...I think I will be going back there some time soon
    Originally posted by Illuminate
    Let me get this straight.

    So white-middle class Americans have been told by their Television sets to be fearful of:

    1. Mexicans/Latinos from the South bringing drugs and killings n' shit.
    2. African Americans cause mos def they are raging a race war and want to occupy America like how the plebs occupied Wall St.
    3. Iranians/Afghans/Any one of middle eastern origin to be quite frank, cause you know Islam...
    4. North Koreans/Chinese cause you know everything...

    Am I close here?

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    • demonAfro
      Are you Kidding me??
      • Jun 2004
      • 3488

      #3
      Re: £4.4 billion

      Originally posted by AntonyM
      Technology confounded by baguette dropping bird, go figure, sabotage at its finest.
      A robot bird sent from the future to save the planet hmmmmmmm?

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