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  • feather
    Shanghai ooompa loompa
    • Jul 2004
    • 20916
    #1

    Baygon 1, Fucking spider 0

    It was big. Didn't have any paper to kill it with, wasn't sure if my shoe would hit it, thought the better of stabbing it with my kitchen knife while wearing gloves.

    So I hightailed to the convenice store for some hi-performance Baygon, sprayed it for 5 fucking minutes before it writhed and curled up and looked just like an Alien face hugger on the floor. Picked it up with tongs and chucked it into the bin.

    Should never have watched Alien. Still a bit worried about going to bed.


    i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

    Originally posted by Hoff
    a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
    Originally posted by m1sT3rL
    Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

    I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.
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    • Dhar_2
      meat and potatoes
      • Jun 2004
      • 18980
      #2
      Re: Baygon 1, Fucking spider 0

      [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBoS1RIhsSk[/YOUTUBE]

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        • feather
          Shanghai ooompa loompa
          • Jul 2004
          • 20916
          #3
          Re: Baygon 1, Fucking spider 0

          Jesus. That looked like a baseball glove.

          i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

          Originally posted by Hoff
          a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
          Originally posted by m1sT3rL
          Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

          I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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            • diegoff
              Are you Kidding me??
              • Jun 2004
              • 3885
              #4
              Re: Baygon 1, Fucking spider 0

              I hate spiders, they freak me out
              It´s a spiritual thing!

              feb 2021 https://soundcloud.com/diegoarv/pand...os-inflamables
              Sept 26th https://soundcloud.com/diegoarv/earthling-vibes
              May 1st 2020 https://soundcloud.com/diegoarv/current

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                • Funky Dredd
                  Are you Kidding me??
                  • May 2005
                  • 3704
                  #5
                  Re: Baygon 1, Fucking spider 0

                  That would have been dead in a split second.
                  Mutations presents Change The Music

                  Mutations (original show)
                  Mutations presents Change The Music airs 4th Friday of the month on SaturoSounds


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                    • clintlove
                      Hey girl, ya Hungry?
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 3278
                      #6
                      Re: Baygon 1, Fucking spider 0

                      i kept waiting for it to jump off the wall at that guy

                      Music is the answer, to your problems. Keep on movin', till you solve them.

                      sigpic

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                        • dusk
                          DUDERZ get a life!!!
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 7265
                          #7
                          Re: Baygon 1, Fucking spider 0

                          Ok now I have the creeps...
                          ~ You are what you think you are ~

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                            • DIDI
                              Aussie Pest
                              • Nov 2004
                              • 17250
                              #8
                              Re: Baygon 1, Fucking spider 0

                              Poor spider Huntsman spiders are pretty harmless!! One of our most dangerous is actually a little bitty, thing with a pretty red mark on it's back
                              Originally posted by TheVrk
                              it IS incredible isn't it??
                              STILL pumpin out great set after great set...never cheesed out, never sold out, never lost his touch..
                              Simply does not get any better than Hernan
                              The 'club spirit' is in the soul. It Never Dies

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                                • diegoff
                                  Are you Kidding me??
                                  • Jun 2004
                                  • 3885
                                  #9
                                  Re: Baygon 1, Fucking spider 0

                                  ^ this one....

                                  It´s a spiritual thing!

                                  feb 2021 https://soundcloud.com/diegoarv/pand...os-inflamables
                                  Sept 26th https://soundcloud.com/diegoarv/earthling-vibes
                                  May 1st 2020 https://soundcloud.com/diegoarv/current

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                                    • DIDI
                                      Aussie Pest
                                      • Nov 2004
                                      • 17250
                                      #10
                                      Re: Baygon 1, Fucking spider 0

                                      I've never actually been that close to one!!
                                      Originally posted by TheVrk
                                      it IS incredible isn't it??
                                      STILL pumpin out great set after great set...never cheesed out, never sold out, never lost his touch..
                                      Simply does not get any better than Hernan
                                      The 'club spirit' is in the soul. It Never Dies

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                                        • pumper&dumper
                                          Dumped but never pumped!
                                          • Oct 2008
                                          • 94
                                          #11
                                          Re: Baygon 1, Fucking spider 0

                                          that bloke said hes from Wales, there is nothing like that fucking Halloween prop down there

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                                            • cohiba
                                              Addiction started
                                              • Jul 2008
                                              • 367
                                              #12
                                              Re: Baygon 1, Fucking spider 0

                                              What kind of spider was it feather? I don't mind hunstman spiders, but it is a bit worrying seeing one of these



                                              Makes you think about all the times you walked around without shoes on.

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                                                • feather
                                                  Shanghai ooompa loompa
                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                  • 20916
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Baygon 1, Fucking spider 0

                                                  No idea! It was fine till it started moving!

                                                  i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

                                                  Originally posted by Hoff
                                                  a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
                                                  Originally posted by m1sT3rL
                                                  Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

                                                  I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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                                                    • nick007
                                                      DUDERZ get a life!!!
                                                      • Oct 2007
                                                      • 6099
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Baygon 1, Fucking spider 0

                                                      ^ Ninny

                                                      The largest room in the world, is the room for improvement!

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