It was big. Didn't have any paper to kill it with, wasn't sure if my shoe would hit it, thought the better of stabbing it with my kitchen knife while wearing gloves.
So I hightailed to the convenice store for some hi-performance Baygon, sprayed it for 5 fucking minutes before it writhed and curled up and looked just like an Alien face hugger on the floor. Picked it up with tongs and chucked it into the bin.
Should never have watched Alien. Still a bit worried about going to bed.
So I hightailed to the convenice store for some hi-performance Baygon, sprayed it for 5 fucking minutes before it writhed and curled up and looked just like an Alien face hugger on the floor. Picked it up with tongs and chucked it into the bin.
Should never have watched Alien. Still a bit worried about going to bed.
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