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  • Jibgolly
    Vortexuralizor
    • Jun 2004
    • 20773

    Special Delivery

    so i woke up this afternoon to find one of those special Omaha Steaks packages outside my front door.
    inside was a wonderful selection:

    1 package of Top Sirloin
    1 package of Boneless Pork Chops
    1 package of Gourmet Franks
    1 package of Gourmet Burgers
    1 package of Filet Mignons
    1 package of Stuffed Sole w/ Scallops & Crab Meat
    1 package of Potatoes Au Gratin


    nice early christmas present from grandma. :P :P
    if anyone has some charcoal, come on over!
  • Garrick
    DUDERZ get a life!!!
    • Jun 2004
    • 6764

    #2
    that shit is expensive. grandma must wuv you.
    Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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    • skahound
      Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
      • Jun 2004
      • 11411

      #3
      Moms sends that stuff every once in a while, usually some filets and burgers and more recently we got some salmon fillets and chicken breasts. Good stuff!

      Sure beats water and tater tots don't it jib?
      A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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      • Jibgolly
        Vortexuralizor
        • Jun 2004
        • 20773

        #4
        you been looking in my fridge or what?

        seriously.

        all i've had in the freezer lately is fucking tater tots.
        that shit is filled up now. no room for the Ice bin anymore. Waaahhhoooooo

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        • Civic_Zen
          Platinum Poster
          • Jun 2004
          • 1116

          #5
          Thats awesome jib. I'll be over in a jif with some briquets, and some dank - make sure we're as hungry as humanly possible before the feast begins.
          "The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws." - Tacitus (55-117 A.D.)
          "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves."
          - Thomas Jefferson

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          • toasty
            Sir Toastiness
            • Jun 2004
            • 6585

            #6
            That's awesome. I've got some of the filets at home myself, and they are outstanding. Served some up a few nights ago w/ an au poirve sauce after slow-smoking them over cherry wood.

            Tasty.

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            • Jibgolly
              Vortexuralizor
              • Jun 2004
              • 20773

              #7
              i wish i had a more elaborate grill. but cant do it since my apt complex is all wood.
              i have the crappiest of the crappy Hibachi's
              the first time i used it, it almost broke from the heat of the charcoal.
              what'ya expect for $5.00 at CVS.

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              • Garrick
                DUDERZ get a life!!!
                • Jun 2004
                • 6764

                #8
                hahaha... that thing gets the job done. just get some hickory chips or something and toss them in with the charcoal.
                Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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                • Jibgolly
                  Vortexuralizor
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 20773

                  #9
                  since i have all the meat, why dont YOU get the chips, bitch head! :P

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                  • Garrick
                    DUDERZ get a life!!!
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 6764

                    #10
                    if civic brings the dank, i got the vodka and beer.
                    Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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                    • Jenks
                      I'm kind of a big deal.
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 10250

                      #11
                      Garrick said, "toss" ...Jibby said, "meat" and "bitch."

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                      • Jibgolly
                        Vortexuralizor
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 20773

                        #12
                        dont be jealous jenks. i know you want to lick my salad bowl. but i'm a one man man.

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                        • Fuzzle
                          Getting Somewhere
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 231

                          #13
                          Re: Special Delivery

                          Wish Grams would hook me up :?
                          Today's Experiment . . . . FAILED

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                          • supaz
                            Platinum Poster
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 1493

                            #14
                            Yo, i'll bring the garlic bread to throw on the grill...
                            We can get down like the Iron Chefs...

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                            • Garrick
                              DUDERZ get a life!!!
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 6764

                              #15
                              ^ thats what i'm talkin' about supaz...
                              Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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