The Twilight Saga: New Moon

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  • demonAfro
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Jun 2004
    • 3488

    The Twilight Saga: New Moon

    LOL, made you look.

    No amount of œstrogen could make me watch this. You?
  • GreenLantern
    Gold Gabber
    • Jul 2006
    • 512

    #2
    Re: The Twilight Saga: New Moon

    I'd watch it if it came with a free blow job.

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    • dusk
      DUDERZ get a life!!!
      • Jun 2004
      • 7266

      #3
      Re: The Twilight Saga: New Moon

      My sis really wanted to see this.. so yea it was fun, considering that I did not watch Twilight at the movies, I enjoyed New Moon on the big screen.

      On a side note, Leonardo is so much more a better romantic hero than Rob will ever be.... *sigh* I vote for better casting for a sensational romantic movie next time please.... ho hum!
      ~ You are what you think you are ~


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      • nick007
        DUDERZ get a life!!!
        • Oct 2007
        • 6095

        #4
        Re: The Twilight Saga: New Moon

        My daughter gonna want me to see this at the movies, this weekend!

        The largest room in the world, is the room for improvement!

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        • Digger
          Are you Kidding me??
          • Nov 2004
          • 2739

          #5
          Re: The Twilight Saga: New Moon

          dont! watch it
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          All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dreams with open eyes, to make it possible.

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          • ganjamo
            Platinum Poster
            • Jan 2006
            • 1373

            #6
            Re: The Twilight Saga: New Moon

            Some say your penis will fall off if u see it, and you balls will rise to your stomach and start turning into ovaries.
            Dont panic, its organic.

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            • Corven
              Are you Kidding me??
              • Jun 2004
              • 4080

              #7
              Re: The Twilight Saga: New Moon

              Twilight saga: New Moon feels like a budget gay porn. A lot of topless buff boys running around and once in a while, this ultra pale one comes along and mumbles some shit.
              that was what a female friend of mine said after watching it
              I broke my spoon on the viagra sundae.

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              • nick007
                DUDERZ get a life!!!
                • Oct 2007
                • 6095

                #8
                Re: The Twilight Saga: New Moon

                ^Got blinded in both eyes by the utter boringness of this aweful movie. Kristen Stewart seroiusly needs to work on a part where she laughs or else will forever be known as the female Keanu Reeves. Everything else was just plain sheeeet.
                Even my daughter said it was boring.
                the only surprise was how grown up Dakota Fanning has got, but had to wait for credits just to make sure it was really her.
                A grand total of 2/10 - 2 was for the red haired chick vampire that is hot and was in the movie for a total of 3 minutes. wtf!!

                The largest room in the world, is the room for improvement!

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                • res0nat0r
                  Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                  • May 2006
                  • 14475

                  #9
                  Re: The Twilight Saga: New Moon

                  This is how Twilight works:

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                  • Corven
                    Are you Kidding me??
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 4080

                    #10
                    Re: The Twilight Saga: New Moon

                    Why the should torture us till the final book of the Twilight series is made into a movie:

                    I broke my spoon on the viagra sundae.

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                    • feather
                      Shanghai ooompa loompa
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 20898

                      #11
                      Re: The Twilight Saga: New Moon












                      i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

                      Originally posted by Hoff
                      a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
                      Originally posted by m1sT3rL
                      Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

                      I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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                      • yerg
                        Addiction started
                        • Jun 2006
                        • 410

                        #12
                        Re: The Twilight Saga: New Moon

                        i really don't understant how can people watch this movie
                        take care of your children's brain, don't let them watch it ever

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                        • Steve Graham
                          DJ Jelly
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 12887

                          #13
                          Re: The Twilight Saga: New Moon

                          Originally posted by GreenLantern
                          I'd watch it if it came with a free blow job.
                          from edward? lol

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                          • Steve Graham
                            DJ Jelly
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 12887

                            #14
                            Re: The Twilight Saga: New Moon

                            the sad thing is, some girls I know went to the opening of the second fuckin movie in this pile of shit series wearing VAMPIRE TEETH!

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