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  • Steve Graham
    DJ Jelly
    • Jun 2004
    • 12887

    Re: Tiger Woods

    Originally posted by 88Mariner
    If i had a trillion in the bank, i would most definitely smiash Tori Black, among other non x-rated celebrities.

    I can't wait for tiger to smoke the competition at the Masters, just so he can throw on the green jacket, whip out his dick in front of the crowd and shout "now THAT's why I'm the king!"
    so far so good.. off to his best start ever at Augusta.. and now tied for second

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    • floridaorange
      I'm merely a humble butler
      • Dec 2005
      • 29116

      Re: Tiger Woods

      everyone loves a good comeback

      It was fun while it lasted...

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      • Steve Graham
        DJ Jelly
        • Jun 2004
        • 12887

        Re: Tiger Woods

        come back from what? didnt he win 6 or 7 tournaments last year? lol
        oh, come back from allegedly shagging a few sluts, lol, right

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        • Huggie Smiles
          Anyone have Styx livesets?
          • Jun 2004
          • 11835

          Re: Tiger Woods

          Originally posted by Steve Graham
          come back from what? didnt he win 6 or 7 tournaments last year? lol
          oh, come back from allegedly shagging a few sluts, lol, right
          theres not much room for 'allegedly" in this case!!
          ....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....




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          • Steve Graham
            DJ Jelly
            • Jun 2004
            • 12887

            Re: Tiger Woods

            lol, i know, that's my way of saying, i don't care anymore, let's watch him dominate these suckers in silly trousers!

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            • Huggie Smiles
              Anyone have Styx livesets?
              • Jun 2004
              • 11835

              Re: Tiger Woods

              Originally posted by Steve Graham
              let's watch him dominate these suckers in silly trousers!
              thats what got him into trouble in the first place!

              ba-dum-bum-CHING
              ....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....




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              • liza20005
                Fresh Peossy
                • Apr 2010
                • 10

                Re: Tiger Woods

                lollll... so wat r u saying ...he is gonna play golf nowwwww?

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                • 88Mariner
                  My dick is smaller
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 7128

                  Re: Tiger Woods

                  So he didn't win the Masters. And he didn't come out swinging his dong like a pocket watch. But he did come back strong, no?
                  you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

                  it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

                  Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

                  ----PEACE-----

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                  • fuctuup
                    Addiction started
                    • Aug 2007
                    • 332

                    Re: Tiger Woods

                    Courtesy of Fox Sports:

                    BRITISH OPEN: Tiger Woods has always described St Andrews as one of his favorite places in the world of golf, yet he can expect no special treatment when he attempts in July to add to the two Open Championships he has won there, The Times reported Wednesday.

                    Peter Dawson, the chief executive of the R&A, which organizes and runs the Open, said that although spectators will be expected to show respect to the players, they were entitled to express their views.


                    There has been speculation that Woods might be heckled after revelations about his private life, and Dawson admitted there was little he could do to prevent it.

                    “We’re not a police state,” he said. “People can say what they like.”

                    Watch out Tiger the brits are coming to get you lol.
                    "Dance to the \'ri-them\, to the \'ri-them\, to the \'r`im\"

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                    • floridaorange
                      I'm merely a humble butler
                      • Dec 2005
                      • 29116

                      Re: Tiger Woods

                      Find all the latest Golf news, live coverage, videos, highlights, stats, predictions, and results right here on NBC Sports.


                      "A divorce settlement with wife Elin Nordegren in the London Sun on Wednesday. According to the report Woods will have joint legal custody of the couple’s children, but Nordegren would get physical custody, and she will end up with a cash and property settlement worth $750 million."

                      It was fun while it lasted...

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                      • res0nat0r
                        Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                        • May 2006
                        • 14475

                        Re: Tiger Woods

                        and there. you. go.

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                        • Steve Graham
                          DJ Jelly
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 12887

                          Re: Tiger Woods

                          Originally posted by floridaorange
                          http://www.thegolfchannel.com/tour-i...xed-bag-37958/

                          "A divorce settlement with wife Elin Nordegren in the London Sun on Wednesday. According to the report Woods will have joint legal custody of the couple’s children, but Nordegren would get physical custody, and she will end up with a cash and property settlement worth $750 million."
                          right, lol, I've heard those numbers too.. there is no way he's worth enough for her to get that sort of settlement, there have been high profile divorces maybe higher than this that the settlements haven't been close to that (Michael Jordan $150 million).. I'd very surprised if she got half of that, unless they're including future earnings until he is retired, lol

                          Forbes: Michael Jordan's Divorce Most Costly Ever

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                          • Kamal
                            Administrator
                            • May 2002
                            • 28835

                            Re: Tiger Woods

                            @ being quoted by Fox News
                            www.mjwebhosting.com

                            Jib says:
                            he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
                            Originally posted by ace_dl
                            Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
                            I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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                            • Steve Graham
                              DJ Jelly
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 12887

                              Re: Tiger Woods

                              it's still fact regardless of where it was pulled from, I don't get into the whole which news source is right or wrong
                              if you don't like Fox, Google it and pick a source, lol
                              point being it's highly doubtful Elin is going to get $750 million

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                              • res0nat0r
                                Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                                • May 2006
                                • 14475

                                Re: Tiger Woods

                                no vajeen is worth that much $$$

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