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I got another random text message this morning. I have no idea who this person is 
them: gosssh should i be school girl britney, trashy brititney, or red jump suit! i cant piccck
me: how about washed up, snatch-flashing britney
them: okay lol what exactly should i wear to be that haha
me: short miniskirt, stupid purse, no panties, and bring a lawn chair everywhere you go. excessive sitting!
them: lol omg that would be hilarious! okay im either gonna do that or be the school girl from the oops i did it again video
me: I'm crossing my fingers for the snatch-flashing britney! how will you decide between the two? and where are you doing it?
them: where am I doing it? what
me: nm
you should really combine the two and be a washed up snatch-flashing college dropout schoolgirl britney. That'd be so fn hot!
them: omg complicated.how the hell am i supposed to do that?
me: i see these chicks at the mall all the time, it shouldn't be that hard! Just carry some Natty Light in the beer holder of the lawnchair and wear bad makeup
them: this isnt blair is it?
me: nope! you should totally do the snatch-flashing britney. it's current with her recent media coverage and it's hot as hell. then tell me where to go to see how you do!
them: who is this?
me: Adam!
them: adam who?
me: wait, is this Sarah?
them: haha who is this? i thought this was blair lol this is ashley
me: haha whoops this is Adam
them: from salty?
me: no, I think you have the wrong number.. but I'm way intereted in this Britney stuff!
them: oh i know i have the wrong number lol sorry.. who is this really though?
me: if you know it's the wrong number then you probably won't know me! I'm picklemonkey
I think they're retarded or something.
them: gosssh should i be school girl britney, trashy brititney, or red jump suit! i cant piccck
me: how about washed up, snatch-flashing britney
them: okay lol what exactly should i wear to be that haha
me: short miniskirt, stupid purse, no panties, and bring a lawn chair everywhere you go. excessive sitting!
them: lol omg that would be hilarious! okay im either gonna do that or be the school girl from the oops i did it again video
me: I'm crossing my fingers for the snatch-flashing britney! how will you decide between the two? and where are you doing it?
them: where am I doing it? what
me: nm
you should really combine the two and be a washed up snatch-flashing college dropout schoolgirl britney. That'd be so fn hot!them: omg complicated.how the hell am i supposed to do that?
me: i see these chicks at the mall all the time, it shouldn't be that hard! Just carry some Natty Light in the beer holder of the lawnchair and wear bad makeup
them: this isnt blair is it?
me: nope!
you should totally do the snatch-flashing britney. it's current with her recent media coverage and it's hot as hell. then tell me where to go to see how you do!them: who is this?
me: Adam!
them: adam who?
me: wait, is this Sarah?
them: haha who is this? i thought this was blair lol this is ashley
me: haha whoops this is Adam
them: from salty?
me: no, I think you have the wrong number.. but I'm way intereted in this Britney stuff!
them: oh i know i have the wrong number lol sorry.. who is this really though?
me: if you know it's the wrong number then you probably won't know me! I'm picklemonkey
I think they're retarded or something.
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