I want to be this guy

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • Garrick
    DUDERZ get a life!!!
    • Jun 2004
    • 6764

    I want to be this guy




    fuckin a... this guy pulls some babes.
    Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?
  • skahound
    Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
    • Jun 2004
    • 11411

    #2
    He better keep his homo hands off of my bird. Actually I thought she was hot until I saw her smoking. Oh well, I'd attract lots of broads too if I was gay.
    A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

    Comment

    • thesightless
      Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
      • Jun 2004
      • 13567

      #3
      you would to if you were the shortstop for the yanks, made that cash, played that big, and looked somewhat decent. if i were him, i would breed myself like a triple crown winner.
      your life is an occasion, rise to it.

      Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
      download that. deep shit listed there

      my dick is its own superhero.

      Comment

      • Civic_Zen
        Platinum Poster
        • Jun 2004
        • 1116

        #4
        He's always after those fashion show winners eh? Miss USA, Miss Universe, Miss Teen USA. Definetely a lucky guy.
        "The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws." - Tacitus (55-117 A.D.)
        "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves."
        - Thomas Jefferson

        Comment

        • Garrick
          DUDERZ get a life!!!
          • Jun 2004
          • 6764

          #5
          Originally posted by thesightless
          and looked somewhat decent.

          he looks like a schlock to me.
          Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

          Comment

          • skahound
            Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
            • Jun 2004
            • 11411

            #6
            Originally posted by thesightless
            and looked somewhat decent.
            <cough>homo<cough>
            A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

            Comment

            • Jibgolly
              Vortexuralizor
              • Jun 2004
              • 20773

              #7
              damn. jeter and the yankees are my boy and boys and all.
              but couldnt he find some other whore besides scarlett.
              she's too hott for him!

              Comment

              • SickBoy
                Addiction started
                • Jun 2004
                • 496

                #8
                Re: I want to be this guy

                I'm surprised that him and A-Rod haven't hooked up yet. They would make a cute couple.

                Comment

                • Jibgolly
                  Vortexuralizor
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 20773

                  #9
                  cue yawning emoticon
                  oh, and where are my funny pills? i cant seem to find any funny today.

                  Comment

                  • skahound
                    Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 11411

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Jibgolly
                    i cant seem to find any funny today.
                    Look down.
                    A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

                    Comment

                    • Jibgolly
                      Vortexuralizor
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 20773

                      #11
                      HAHAHAHAHA
                      HAHAHAHAHA
                      HAHAHAHAHA
                      HAHAHAHAHA

                      HAHAHAHAHA
                      HAHAHAHAHA
                      HAHAHAHAHA
                      HAHAHAHAHA
                      HAHAHAHAHA
                      HAHAHAHAHA
                      HAHAHAHAHA
                      HAHAHAHAHA
                      HAHAHAHAHA
                      HAHAHAHAHA
                      HAHAHAHAHA
                      HAHAHAHAHA
                      HAHAHAHAHA
                      HAHAHAHAHA
                      HAHAHAHAHA
                      HAHAHAHAHA
                      HAHAHAHAHA
                      HAHAHAHAHA
                      HAHAHAHAHA
                      HAHAHAHAHA
                      HAHAHAHAHA
                      HAHAHAHAHA
                      HAHAHAHAHA
                      HAHAHAHAHA
                      HAHAHAHAHA
                      HAHAHAHAHA
                      HAHAHAHAHA
                      HAHAHAHAHA
                      HAHAHAHAHA
                      HAHAHAHAHA
                      HAHAHAHAHA
                      HAHAHAHAHA
                      HAHAHAHAHA
                      HAHAHAHAHA
                      HAHAHAHAHA
                      HAHAHAHAHA
                      HAHAHAHAHA
                      HAHAHAHAHA
                      HAHAHAHAHA
                      HAHAHAHAHA
                      HAHAHAHAHA
                      HAHAHAHAHA
                      HAHAHAHAHA
                      HAHAHAHAHA
                      HAHAHAHAHA
                      HAHAHAHAHA
                      HAHAHAHAHA
                      HAHAHAHAHA
                      HAHAHAHAHA
                      HAHAHAHAHA
                      HAHAHAHAHA









                      that was almost as funny as the herpes on your mouth.

                      Comment

                      • skahound
                        Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 11411

                        #12
                        Fack. I thought it was just a cold sore. :cry:
                        A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

                        Comment

                        • SickBoy
                          Addiction started
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 496

                          #13
                          Re: I want to be this guy

                          now now, play nice everyone. that was pretty funny ska but jibs was better.
                          <--------------------------jeter taking it like a girl

                          Comment

                          • Jibgolly
                            Vortexuralizor
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 20773

                            #14
                            a cold sore is in one place. not spread about like butter on bread. educate yourself.

                            Comment

                            • CrackedSun
                              Getting Somewhere
                              • Sep 2004
                              • 114

                              #15
                              Re: I want to be this guy

                              Jeter=tosser

                              jeter&gayrod---->


                              Comment

                              Working...