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  • feather
    Shanghai ooompa loompa
    • Jul 2004
    • 20894

    Salad?

    So you want to create your own gigantic salad to impress the date you brought to Pizza Hut with your charm and creativity (and save a few bucks in the process)? Read on fellow nerd, and bask in the glow of greasy greatness.

    Humble beginnings.

    Carrot sticks set the "salad tower" foundation.

    Virtual bowl constructed from pineapples.

    Pineapple bowl application.

    Strengthen foundation by putting more pineapples on carrots.

    The core is soft (peach wedges) while out shell protects.

    Add a bit of flair with cucumber and corn!

    When will I run out of cutsy captions?

    Ah the finishing touch, raisins and processed cream. Pretty freaking disgusting.

    Here's another entry; getting a bit taller.

    This ones a little artistic; great color contrast with multi-tiered carrot sticks foundation; oranges on top complement ensemble bringing the piece together; kinda like Jabba the Hut with an orange hat.

    Who would eat this?

    Boredom triumphs yet again.

    How do you carry this back to your seat from the salad bar?

    The science of boredrom.



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    Originally posted by Hoff
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    Originally posted by m1sT3rL
    Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

    I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.
  • Dhar_2
    meat and potatoes
    • Jun 2004
    • 18916

    #2
    Re: Salad?



    some people need to get back on the internet!

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    • nick007
      DUDERZ get a life!!!
      • Oct 2007
      • 6095

      #3
      Re: Salad?

      I eat salad everyday but that is just ridiculous

      The largest room in the world, is the room for improvement!

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      • Kamal
        Administrator
        • May 2002
        • 28835

        #4
        Re: Salad?

        for that much effort, there had better be some action at the end of the date
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        Jib says:
        he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
        Originally posted by ace_dl
        Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
        I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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        • Garrick
          DUDERZ get a life!!!
          • Jun 2004
          • 6764

          #5
          Re: Salad?

          ^ haha.... she'll be so impressed with your food tower, how could she not make out with you?!

          salad tower = guaranteed lay
          Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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          • Steve Graham
            DJ Jelly
            • Jun 2004
            • 12887

            #6
            Re: Salad?

            if I go thru all the hassle making that salad she had better plan on tossing my salad

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            • Dhar_2
              meat and potatoes
              • Jun 2004
              • 18916

              #7
              Re: Salad?

              i raise you one mega kebab to your evil salady goodness!


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              • floridaorange
                I'm merely a humble butler
                • Dec 2005
                • 29116

                #8
                Re: Salad?

                ^Elephant leg?

                It was fun while it lasted...

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                • hambino21
                  PFC Semen Ham
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 863

                  #9
                  Re: Salad?

                  Originally posted by Dhar_2
                  i raise you one mega kebab to your evil salady goodness!

                  Wow I love kebabs. Its like a beehive of coronary death, but totally tasty!mmmmmm
                  " Focus on the subtleties and the world becomes grander"

                  - Me-

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                  • nick007
                    DUDERZ get a life!!!
                    • Oct 2007
                    • 6095

                    #10
                    Re: Salad?


                    The largest room in the world, is the room for improvement!

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                    • Dhar_2
                      meat and potatoes
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 18916

                      #11
                      Re: Salad?

                      ^ made with babies!

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                      • poults
                        Platinum Poster
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 1987

                        #12
                        Re: Salad?

                        The Kebab+Salad=win.
                        Originally posted by Hoff

                        ejejejejejejejejeje!!!!! you always delivering some good dogs shits !!! thankyou

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