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  • Civic_Zen
    Platinum Poster
    • Jun 2004
    • 1116

    Drunk Cows



    Iowa Bovines Enjoy Beer-Spiked Feed

    NORWAY, Iowa - Cattlemen are hoping to raise a better bovine with beer. About a dozen eastern Iowa farmers have been spiking their cattle feed with beer. So far, the herds are lapping it up, said cattlemen Robert Miller.



    They like it so much that they hesitate to eat when their feed isn't mixed with beer, Miller said.

    It began about a year ago when an official at Fleck Sales, a Cedar Rapids beer distributor, contacted Fisher's Feed and Fertilizer in Norway, a small town southeast of Cedar Rapids.

    The company asked if the feed business would like to get free beer which had outlived its shelf life, not for its workers but to mix in with its feed, said Jack Fisher, the feed company's owner.

    Fisher said research shows that beer has vitamins, minerals, amino acids, carbohydrates and proteins, which all benefit cattle's diet.

    Beer is commonly used in cattle feed in Japan and Canada. The animals' complex digestive system breaks down the alcohol in beer, turning it into food energy, animal nutritionists said.

    Fisher took Fleck Sales up on its offer and now the beer is emptied into 5-gallon buckets which are taken to feedlots where the beer is given away.

    Fisher laughed when asked if he and his friends ever test the free shipments.

    "We have to make sure it's safe for the cattle," he said.
    They refuse to eat food now unless it has beer, bunch of alcoholic cows.
    "The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws." - Tacitus (55-117 A.D.)
    "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves."
    - Thomas Jefferson
  • Jibgolly
    Vortexuralizor
    • Jun 2004
    • 20773

    #2
    does this mean steaks will be bigger and cheaper?
    what kind of beer do they use anyway?

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    • Civic_Zen
      Platinum Poster
      • Jun 2004
      • 1116

      #3
      Good questions. Probably the cheapest crap they can find, Molson, and Keystone come to mind.
      "The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws." - Tacitus (55-117 A.D.)
      "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves."
      - Thomas Jefferson

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      • Balanc3
        Platinum Poster
        • Jun 2004
        • 1278

        #4
        Haven't you ever heard of Kobe meat?
        Japs have been doing it forever, makes the steaks tender like butter. Also extrmely overpriced.
        JourneyDeep .into the sound

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        • Civic_Zen
          Platinum Poster
          • Jun 2004
          • 1116

          #5
          Ya I've heard of Kobe meat but I didn't think those cows were fed beer. Are you sure it wasn't Sake and not beer? Or a rice beer any way.

          I dunno. I still laughed my ass off, frickin cows are spoiled now.
          "The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws." - Tacitus (55-117 A.D.)
          "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves."
          - Thomas Jefferson

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          • Balanc3
            Platinum Poster
            • Jun 2004
            • 1278

            #6
            They raise them on beer to keep them relaxed and meat tender. Either way, if its american beer its still rice beer. Thus why I don't drink domestic beer, too much sugar = major headache.

            *edit* actually your right cz, sake and beer:

            The word "Kobe" suggests to the gourmet the ultimate in choice beef. In Japan, grazing land is at a minimum, so cattle raising is a very specialized process. Cattle are fed sake and beer to help stimulate their appetites and are massaged daily with sake to insure tenderness. Kobe Steaks offers only prime US beef prepared in the finest Japanese tradition.
            JourneyDeep .into the sound

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            • picklemonkey
              Double hoodie beer monster
              • Jun 2004
              • 15373

              #7
              Ain't nothing worse than drinking outdated Keystone... I feel sorry for the lil' food. I mean, cows.

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              • Civic_Zen
                Platinum Poster
                • Jun 2004
                • 1116

                #8
                Originally posted by picklemonkey
                Ain't nothing worse than drinking outdated Keystone... I feel sorry for the lil' food. I mean, cows.
                "The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws." - Tacitus (55-117 A.D.)
                "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves."
                - Thomas Jefferson

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