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  • Civic_Zen
    Platinum Poster
    • Jun 2004
    • 1116

    Holiday Recipes

    With the Holidays coming up, I'm sure everyone will be doing a lot of baking. This is one of my favourite and easiest recipes to do. Happy Holidays!!!

    Christmas Cookie Ingredients:

    1 cup of water
    1 tsp baking soda
    1 cup of sugar
    1 tsp salt
    1 cup of brown sugar
    1 tsp lemon juice
    4 large eggs
    1 cup nuts
    2 cups of dried fruit
    1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

    Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

    Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
    Add one teaspoon of sugar..Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ... just in case.

    Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor...

    Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it lloose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

    Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

    Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

    Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl out, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

    CHERRY MISTMAS

    - But seriously, feel free to post any real recipes too
    "The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws." - Tacitus (55-117 A.D.)
    "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves."
    - Thomas Jefferson
  • skahound
    Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
    • Jun 2004
    • 11411

    #2
    I sure hope esef doesn't decide to post any recipes from that new forum he joined. :?
    A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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    • fumanchu182
      Angantyr The Ruthless
      • Jun 2004
      • 962

      #3
      Non alcoholic egg-nog, 1 pint of Vanilla twist vodka, stirr thoroughly. Best enjoyed indoors, then the outdoors don't seem so cold anymore...

      :P
      The sailors of the United States Navy are among the most disciplined, devoted, and well-trained fighting men the world has ever known. They drink gasoline and piss fire, The spit bullets and shit bombs, and will swim across the ocean with a knife in their teeth just for the chance to carve up those that threaten their homeland.

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      • DaStottman
        Addiction started
        • Dec 2004
        • 330

        #4
        My cousin has a bunch of recipes for a variety of cookies (she's a holiday nut). Maybe I'll go ask her for some.
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        • Jenks
          I'm kind of a big deal.
          • Jun 2004
          • 10250

          #5
          Scotch
          Ice
          Glass

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          • fumanchu182
            Angantyr The Ruthless
            • Jun 2004
            • 962

            #6
            Originally posted by Jenks
            Scotch
            Ice
            Glass

            Man that is Easter!
            The sailors of the United States Navy are among the most disciplined, devoted, and well-trained fighting men the world has ever known. They drink gasoline and piss fire, The spit bullets and shit bombs, and will swim across the ocean with a knife in their teeth just for the chance to carve up those that threaten their homeland.

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            • rickyfuller
              Getting warmed up
              • Jun 2004
              • 76

              #7
              Re: Holiday Recipes

              1 flask of jameson
              2 hookers
              3 viagra
              1 cock ring
              We are who we are!

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              • skahound
                Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                • Jun 2004
                • 11411

                #8
                Re: Holiday Recipes

                Originally posted by rickyfuller
                1 flask of jameson
                2 hookers
                3 viagra
                1 cock ring
                You forgot the gag-balls and riding crops.
                A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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                • Jibgolly
                  Vortexuralizor
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 20773

                  #9
                  vodka
                  cranberry
                  ice
                  lime
                  2 straws

                  =

                  happiness

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                  • skahound
                    Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 11411

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Jibgolly
                    vodka
                    cranberry
                    ice
                    lime
                    s
                    That's my poison as well.
                    A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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                    • peloquin
                      Till I Come!
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 8643

                      #11
                      grey goose vodka
                      shot glass

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                      • Civic_Zen
                        Platinum Poster
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 1116

                        #12
                        Afghani / Northern Lights cross-bread goodness
                        Glass Pipe

                        Drambuie
                        Ice
                        "The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws." - Tacitus (55-117 A.D.)
                        "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves."
                        - Thomas Jefferson

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                        • peloquin
                          Till I Come!
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 8643

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Civic_Zen
                          Afghani / Northern Lights cross-bread goodness
                          Glass Pipe

                          Drambuie
                          Ice
                          i like your thinking

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                          • Steve Graham
                            DJ Jelly
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 12887

                            #14
                            Originally posted by fumanchu182
                            Originally posted by Jenks
                            Scotch
                            Ice
                            Glass

                            Man that is Easter!
                            ok, drink it under some bloody mistletoe then, lol

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                            • Steve Graham
                              DJ Jelly
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 12887

                              #15
                              Originally posted by skahound
                              I sure hope esef doesn't decide to post any recipes from that new forum he joined. :?
                              well, just because he posts them doesnt mean you have to use said recipes.

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