A Warning to the People of Los Angeles

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  • esef
    Platinum Poster
    • Jun 2004
    • 1717

    A Warning to the People of Los Angeles

    MTV reported this week that Paul Oakenfold has relocated to Los Angeles from his central London home next door to Tony Blair's new house, apparently to concentrate on movie soundtracks.

    Oakey's decision to physically distance himself from Britain's top warmonger also means he'll be safe from London's increasingly violent common criminals, some of whom turned up right outside Oakey's front door last week, according to yellow scene of crime alert boards which have popped up around the Paddington square.

    "On Tuesday 30th November 7.30pm a man was seriously assaulted by a number of other males in Connaught Square," the Metropolitan police boards baldy reveal. "If you witnessed anything, please contact the police on 0207 321 8553."

    In more troubling news for the superstar DJ, Oakey's father-in-law Vincenzo Costa issued court papers this week suing Rod Stewart, following an incident at the Scottish pop rock legend's recent gig at the Hollywood Bowl. According to press reports, Mr Costa alleges he suffered concussion and went into convulsions after Stewart kicked a soccer ball into the crowd, which struck him on the head.

    'Dad was in an awful state," Oakey's wife Angela told the Daily Record. "I was terrified he'd have a heart attack."

    Mr Costa is reportedly claiming medical costs over the incident which the court papers describe as an 'unprovoked and unwarranted assault and battery'.



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  • Jibgolly
    Vortexuralizor
    • Jun 2004
    • 20773

    #2
    if i eat my own barf, will it make me barf again?

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    • Localizer
      Platinum Poster
      • Jul 2004
      • 2021

      #3
      poor okie, how much bad publicity can this guy endure before he goes out milli vanilli style.
      Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so.
      -Bertrand Russell

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      • Dajshin
        Getting Somewhere
        • Jun 2004
        • 175

        #4
        The Story of his Father in Law sounds like a hoax to me. Sorry, i don't believe that.

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        • jarble187
          vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
          • Sep 2004
          • 2047

          #5
          Oakey and Digweed are both playing the Giant NYE party in LA / Hollywood....can you imagine that hand off? If they play back to back, John will have to shake his hand.
          Push the envelope, watch it bend.


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          • the sun the sea
            Platinum Poster
            • Jun 2004
            • 1449

            #6
            Originally posted by jarble187
            Oakey and Digweed are both playing the Giant NYE party in LA / Hollywood....can you imagine that hand off? If they play back to back, John will have to shake his hand.
            actually, if you go to www.giantclub.com, they're playing different stages.
            plus, i'm sure after a tiring 85 minute oakenfold, the crowd will be ready for a proper 6-hour digweed set.
            download dj sets at: www.mixwalla.com

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            • DaStottman
              Addiction started
              • Dec 2004
              • 330

              #7
              Wait I'm confused. Are these people who show up near his home anti-Blair or anti-Oakie?
              My Top 5 Tunes Of The Moment:

              Beckers - Fake (Greg Churchill Remix)
              4Mal - Twilight
              Formulate - The Voice Of Qi
              Mat Leutwyler & Jason Suzuki - The Contended Gastronome (Kosmas Epsilon Remix)
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              • ziggy
                Getting Somewhere
                • Jun 2004
                • 110

                #8
                I think Oaky is also the new montly resident at "Ice Mata Club" in vegas as part of a new reality show called "The Club". I happened to be there for the debut

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                • esef
                  Platinum Poster
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 1717

                  #9
                  ^^ i'm sorry...


                  3-time Breakspoll nominated in the 'Best Website' category

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                  • Jibgolly
                    Vortexuralizor
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 20773

                    #10
                    sorry for your luck ziggy. must have been painful.

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                    • ziggy
                      Getting Somewhere
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 110

                      #11
                      No pain at all. I left when he started spinning. Sandra Collins though was ok and it was interesting to see everyone acting for "the club". At one point the owner came to stand right next to me followed by the camera men and all he did was turn his head sideways very slowly.

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                      • pilot
                        The World is my Playground
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 1423

                        #12
                        Re: A Warning to the People of Los Angeles

                        Didnt even know he had a wife. I thought he was into guyz...

                        And about the club thing, isnt it just "club Ice"?
                        Bluewire Productions

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                        • Noree
                          Fresh Peossy
                          • Nov 2004
                          • 29

                          #13
                          yeah Oaky lives in LA....and does massive amount of Coke with many promoters i know here in LA!!! i was going to goto Giant Village where Diggers was going to grace all of us with a 6 hour set...but i just recently got caught with some drugs on me so now i will be on the down low for a bit!!! but yeah back on subject.....u will see Oaky at almost an LA party....im sick if his ass if u ask me...always on the prowl for pussy and Coke!!! from what im hearing we wont see much of Oaky in 2005 as he wont be touring and will be working on Soundtracks and other projects........THANK GOD!!!!!

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                          • umlaut
                            Getting warmed up
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 92

                            #14
                            haha ... couldn't have said it any better.

                            Originally posted by Localizer
                            poor okie, how much bad publicity can this guy endure before he goes out milli vanilli style.
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                            ThOu ShaLL Not LiStEn To BaD MusIk
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                            • ziggy
                              Getting Somewhere
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 110

                              #15
                              Re: A Warning to the People of Los Angeles

                              Originally posted by pilot
                              Didnt even know he had a wife. I thought he was into guyz...

                              And about the club thing, isnt it just "club Ice"?
                              You may know it as Ice but the name is Ice Meta-club

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