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  • Micko
    DUDERZ get a life!!!
    • Oct 2004
    • 8102
    #16
    Re: Happy 70th birthday Chuck Norris

    Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
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      • Micko
        DUDERZ get a life!!!
        • Oct 2004
        • 8102
        #17
        Re: Happy 70th birthday Chuck Norris

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          • Micko
            DUDERZ get a life!!!
            • Oct 2004
            • 8102
            #18
            Re: Happy 70th birthday Chuck Norris

            Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting
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              • Micko
                DUDERZ get a life!!!
                • Oct 2004
                • 8102
                #19
                Re: Happy 70th birthday Chuck Norris

                Chuck Norris' calendar goes from March 31 st to April 2nd, because nobody fools Chuck Norris.
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                  • Micko
                    DUDERZ get a life!!!
                    • Oct 2004
                    • 8102
                    #20
                    Re: Happy 70th birthday Chuck Norris

                    Chuck Norris can ride a wheely on a unicylce.
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                      • diegoff
                        Are you Kidding me??
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 3864
                        #21
                        Re: Happy 70th birthday Chuck Norris

                        It´s a spiritual thing!

                        feb 2021 https://soundcloud.com/diegoarv/pand...os-inflamables
                        Sept 26th https://soundcloud.com/diegoarv/earthling-vibes
                        May 1st 2020 https://soundcloud.com/diegoarv/current

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                          • diegoff
                            Are you Kidding me??
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 3864
                            #22
                            Re: Happy 70th birthday Chuck Norris

                            It´s a spiritual thing!

                            feb 2021 https://soundcloud.com/diegoarv/pand...os-inflamables
                            Sept 26th https://soundcloud.com/diegoarv/earthling-vibes
                            May 1st 2020 https://soundcloud.com/diegoarv/current

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                              • alwilliamz
                                Fresh Peossy
                                • Mar 2010
                                • 43
                                #23
                                Re: Happy 70th birthday Chuck Norris

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                                  • Micko
                                    DUDERZ get a life!!!
                                    • Oct 2004
                                    • 8102
                                    #24
                                    Re: Happy 70th birthday Chuck Norris

                                    Chuck Norris can speak braille
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                                      • Micko
                                        DUDERZ get a life!!!
                                        • Oct 2004
                                        • 8102
                                        #25
                                        Re: Happy 70th birthday Chuck Norris

                                        Chuck Norris once played Jenga. The result was the Empire State Building
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                                          • i!!ustrious
                                            I got some N64 Games Yo!!
                                            • Mar 2008
                                            • 12308
                                            #26
                                            Re: Happy 70th birthday Chuck Norris

                                            chuck norris can blow bubbles with beef jerkey
                                            (((( }-d|-__-|b-{ ))))

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                                              • floridaorange
                                                I'm merely a humble butler
                                                • Dec 2005
                                                • 29116
                                                #27
                                                Re: Happy 70th birthday Chuck Norris

                                                Originally posted by Micko
                                                Chuck Norris can speak braille




                                                If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 3, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

                                                It was fun while it lasted...

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                                                  • floridaorange
                                                    I'm merely a humble butler
                                                    • Dec 2005
                                                    • 29116
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: Happy 70th birthday Chuck Norris

                                                    If Chuck Norris looks at you and even thinks about Jesus, you are immediately converted to Christianity.

                                                    It was fun while it lasted...

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                                                      • DIDI
                                                        Aussie Pest
                                                        • Nov 2004
                                                        • 16845
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: Happy 70th birthday Chuck Norris

                                                        Originally posted by Micko
                                                        The role of Alf from the hit 80's tv show of the same name, was actually played by Chuck Norris's penis
                                                        Originally posted by TheVrk
                                                        it IS incredible isn't it??
                                                        STILL pumpin out great set after great set...never cheesed out, never sold out, never lost his touch..
                                                        Simply does not get any better than Hernan
                                                        The 'club spirit' is in the soul. It Never Dies

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                                                          • Kiff
                                                            Getting Somewhere
                                                            • Oct 2006
                                                            • 222
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: Happy 70th birthday Chuck Norris

                                                            “Only those who attempt the absurd...will achieve the impossible. I think...I think it's in my basement... Let me go upstairs and check.” - MC Escher

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