So I'm trying to help my mom out with the Christmas cleaning before our 35 guests arrive and she is nagging the fucking shit out of me. Nothing I do is good enough apparently. I was cutting up fruit for a fruit bowl and while doing it my artistic side came out and i started to make christmas trees out of the watermelon rinds for decoration. she comes out of nowhere and says that i'm just making a mess. fuck it, i'm just going to lock myself in my room until guests get here. I need a fucking drink....
-ryan
-ryan
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