Cops: Woman Crashes Car While Shaving Her Privates

[Funky Dredd]

Internet punsters are celebrating Megan Barnes as Florida's "Pubic Enemy," others are chattering about her "razor sharp focus."

The 37-year-old Barnes catapulted to instant fame for an alleged multi-tasking mash-up that earned the bottle-blonde's mug shot a spot on hundreds of Web sites.
According to a startled Florida Highway Patrol trooper, Barnes was shaving her bikini area while driving south on the famed Overseas Highway when she crashed into the rear of an SUV March 2.

ABC

[Garrick]

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catapulted to fame... wtf? throw her in jail for being a fucking moron.

[floridaorange]

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Trooper Gary Dunick, said the Indiana native told him she was heading to Key West visit her boyfriend.


I don't know how they drive in Idiana, but in Florida we expect women to wax.

[i!!ustrious]

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dear lord, our world is a burning madhouse full of loons...

today is wack: between this, salt, greece, china, and the prom canceled in alabama, etc. etc. etc... wtf! man!?













but fundamentally... all is well

[Steve Graham]

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Trooper Gary Dunick, said the Indiana native told him she was heading to Key West visit her boyfriend.


I don't know how they drive in Idiana, but in Florida we expect women to wax.

and...
"police say Barnes enlisted her ex-husband, Charles Judy, who was riding shotgun, to hold the wheel."

so, she's shaving her snatch, but couldn't think to sort out her fuckin nasty roots, lol
at least she's hot

[floridaorange]

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You wanna know what, I bet she got in a wreck and had drugs on her and used this as her excuse, I bet she hid the drugs in her Va-g-g...

1 the cops here are stupid

2 she looks like she does drugs

3 she's from indiana and knows the cops here are stupid enough to buy it





(disclaimer: I have several friends here who are cops, they aren't "all stupid")

[DancingQueen]

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catapulted to fame... wtf? throw her in jail for being a fucking moron.

That was exactly my thought...wtf is wrong with people?!

[Steve Graham]

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neutered and thrown in jail

[nick007]

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lookd like her face drove into the back of the vehicle!

[floridaorange]

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[srbbnd]

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ewwww she nasty looking...she has other things to worry about then shaving while driving