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It was 65 degrees yesterday day here in Kansas City... and today I'm measuring ten inches of snow in my back yard! What gives?
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Blah I am in Columbia Missouri and went fishing in my swimming trunks and no shirt yesterday. Now there is an inch of ice on the ground and I am getting pelted by frozen chunks of ice falling from the sky. Also the Missouri River has crested and is flooding like a bitch. WTF Missouri.Comment
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that's freakish, i'm done complaining about it going from the mid 60's to high 70's now
It was fun while it lasted...
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we had a beautiful weekend here in atlanta until today. now we're getting ready for torrential downpours and thunder and lightning. yes, spring time has begun.Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?Comment
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dumping buckets of rain here in Central Florida, people pulled over on the side on the road waiting for it to let up kind of rain.
still stoked that spring has arrived! <3 spring
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waiting for tit monday!!!!
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first day of autumn hereIt´s a spiritual thing!
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^ tit monday is a long way off for you my friend!
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For afficionados of Tit Monday....a tip of the hat and an oggle of erect nipples is in order.
As soon as the first day of spring comes: pow! Love is out the window and lust is in. And the first day of spring is, of course, Tit Monday.
Ah, Tit Monday. It?s not that far off now, that glorious day when, heading into work on the bus, or walking to the Tube, or sitting on the train, you find yourself suddenly chirpier than you have been in months. You find yourself smiling at strangers again. There is a mild involuntary tumescence in your trousers that comes and goes throughout the morning with the comforting regularity of a heartbeat.
And then you get a text around lunchtime from a mate which says: ?At last, Tit Monday!? And you instantly understand why you are so happy. For Tit Monday is that special day in the year when, for the first time, the temperature rises above that magical point which causes girls getting dressed in the morning to decide to show a bit of skin.
After months of dull colours and chunky knit, the world?s birds suddenly dive into last summer?s wardrobe (they?ve not had chance to buy this season?s stuff) and chuck it on without a thought. Your urban landscape is suddenly lightened with acres of naked arm and leg and, after many dark months of burrowing, breasts rising to the surface like moles at dusk.
Big breasts in white work shirts straining at the buttons. Small breasts braless in vest tops, the nipples frotted by ribby fabrics. Breasts in summer dresses bouncing in the distance so that they catch your eye before you even notice there is someone wearing them. Breasts nudging out from the crowd at traffic islands, quivering to cross the road?
And you know it is nearly summer. For previous generations, the arrival of spring was heralded by the sound of the first cuckoo. For us, it is Tit Monday.
Not that it always falls on a Monday. Like Easter, Tit Monday is a moveable feast. Last year it fell on a Friday. Friday 29 April, to be precise, when temperatures maxed out at 22.1C after nothing much above 16C all year. It last fell on a Monday in 2004, when temperatures leapt to 22C on 24 April.
And then, of course, there is Tit Monday Night. You see, in early summer, temperatures drop off very dramatically when night falls (Tit Friday 2005 dropped away to a parky 11.8C). But the dollies are not prepared. Slightly stunned by the morning heat, they drag out the summer clothes but forget to bring a cardie (a mistake they will not make again until next year), so that when they?re all standing outside All Bar One after work celebrating the arrival of spring, their barely covered nipples have no protection from the cold. It?s like a Bring-and-Buy sale where everyone has brought hat pegs. It?s like a prog-rock gig where, instead of lighters, everyone is holding up nipples.
So when will Tit Monday fall this year? Will you be the first to text your mates with the announcement? Do not shoot your bolt too early. There will be false starts. You will smell fresh cut grass and see a couple of early starters and feel compelled to declare Tit Monday. But your more level-headed friends will tell you to hold your horses, keep your powder dry, don?t fire until you see the whites of their bra straps. As the poet said: one bold Northern slapper in a bikini doth not a summer make.It's never too late to become the person you always thought you would be.Comment
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^^^ lolsigpic
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(sorry, Nipple NSFW)
Last edited by floridaorange; March 23, 2010, 01:24:29 PM.
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^^NSFW, although appropriate!
Also, lmao @ tit Monday, not heard of that before.Originally posted by Hoff
ejejejejejejejejeje!!!!! you always delivering some good dogs shits !!! thankyou
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it is sunny here today. i am also measuring ten inches.Comment
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well it snowed in ATLANTA yesterday... today it got up to 65. go figure.Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?Comment
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