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  • picklemonkey
    Double hoodie beer monster
    • Jun 2004
    • 15373

    I am an American conservative shithead

    This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the U.S. Department of Energy.

    I then took a shower in the clean water provided by a municipal water utility.

    After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC-regulated channels to see what the National Weather Service of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration determined the weather was going to be like, using satellites designed, built, and launched by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

    I watched this while eating my breakfast of U.S. Department of Agriculture-inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration.

    At the appropriate time, as regulated by the U.S. Congress and kept accurate by the National Institute of Standards and Technology and the U.S. Naval Observatory, I get into my National Highway Traffic Safety Administration-approved automobile and set out to work on the roads build by the local, state, and federal Departments of Transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the Environmental Protection Agency, using legal tender issued by the Federal Reserve Bank.

    On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the U.S. Postal Service and drop the kids off at the public school.

    After spending another day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to the workplace regulations imposed by the Department of Labor and the Occupational Safety and Health administration, enjoying another two meals which again do not kill me because of the USDA, I drive my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads, to my house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and Fire Marshal's inspection, and which has not been plundered of all its valuables thanks to the local police department.

    And then I log on to the internet -- which was developed by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Administration -- and post on Freerepublic.com and Fox News forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can't do anything right.


    I don't know the true source of this. It's all over the Internet with no source. I'd love to hear what some of you (esp. runningman) have to say about this
  • floridaorange
    I'm merely a humble butler
    • Dec 2005
    • 29116

    #2
    Re: I am an American conservative shithead

    I'm a little foggy on how the title relates to the message exactly?

    It was fun while it lasted...

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    • runningman
      Playa I'm a Sooth Saya
      • Jun 2004
      • 5995

      #3
      Re: I am an American conservative shithead

      you forgot that when you dropped the kids off at public school you drove your car with gas from Iraq which mid as well be the blood of the dead over 1 million Iraqi's that your gov't has killed.

      at least you are coming to grips with things.

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      • res0nat0r
        Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
        • May 2006
        • 14475

        #4
        Re: I am an American conservative shithead

        I forgot Canada only imports its oil from conflict free zones, kinda like their diamonds.

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        • runningman
          Playa I'm a Sooth Saya
          • Jun 2004
          • 5995

          #5
          Re: I am an American conservative shithead

          I didn't say we were any better. I just noticed that Pickles topic had very little to do with the military so I wanted to bring something to his attention. Or maybe he could have said that when he googled the weather in the morning it was tracked by the NSA.

          Either way I noticed his post didn't say much about the military invading his life. Which couldn't be further from the truth.

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          • res0nat0r
            Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
            • May 2006
            • 14475

            #6
            Re: I am an American conservative shithead

            ^I haven't talked to Adam in a while, but I'm sure his life here in the shitty old tyrannical USA is just like mine. Works during the week and goes and gets drunk on the weekends and is free to do what he wants. Sees a few cops on the interstate and goes back home safe and sound to his house to do the same the following week. I think you've got your geography mixed up, the country below you is the United States of America. Not Burma. Funny the one thinking the USA has military patrolling the streets shooting everyone on site doesn't live in the US, yet those of us that do totally know that is the furthest thing from the truth. Humm.

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            • floridaorange
              I'm merely a humble butler
              • Dec 2005
              • 29116

              #7
              Re: I am an American conservative shithead

              "not burma" indeed!

              It was fun while it lasted...

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              • runningman
                Playa I'm a Sooth Saya
                • Jun 2004
                • 5995

                #8
                Re: I am an American conservative shithead

                you don't think everything you write on the internet is recorded? It goes into an NSA database.

                I find it funny Reso, Toasty, Florida you all have this 50's image that cops have to wait outside your house and follow you for them to know what you are doing. It is 2010 in case you haven't realized.

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                • res0nat0r
                  Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                  • May 2006
                  • 14475

                  #9
                  Re: I am an American conservative shithead

                  you dont believe that or you would have STFU on here a long time ago. Good job trolling this board though!

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                  • runningman
                    Playa I'm a Sooth Saya
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 5995

                    #10
                    Re: I am an American conservative shithead

                    no I do believe it. Because it is real. Google and microsoft work witht he NSA.

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                    • Jenks
                      I'm kind of a big deal.
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 10250

                      #11
                      Re: I am an American conservative shithead

                      Originally posted by runningman

                      I find it funny Reso, Toasty, Florida you all have this 50's image that cops have to wait outside your house and follow you for them to know what you are doing. It is 2010 in case you haven't realized.
                      I don't give a shit who knows what i'm doing, or what the CIA is keeping track of, or what kind of sideways communist police state you think this is, because im doing the same thing all of my friends are doing: straight up balling and living life to the fullest. Watch me all day along for all i care Mr. Government, maybe pick up a pen and take some fucking notes, son, because THIS is how it's done!

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                      • hatz
                        Fresh Peossy
                        • Mar 2010
                        • 22

                        #12
                        Re: I am an American conservative shithead

                        Better dead than Red, I say!

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                        • 88Mariner
                          My dick is smaller
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 7128

                          #13
                          Re: I am an American conservative shithead

                          Hey! i have a great fucking idea Picklemonkey! - why don't you simply re-write all of the nonsensical shit from 4Chan so nobody ever has to post a pic from that site again!

                          oh btw,

                          the government isnt' necessary for any of those.

                          fuckin' FCC? are you goddamn kidding me? hooray for censorship? I could spend hours just destroying that, but time is a non-renewable resource (which, thank fuck, I don't need the government's permission to spend it as I choose). People who agree with that nonsense need to be coddled like a child - and so far as I remember, children can't vote. So if you agree with all of that, do us adults a favor and stay home during the elections until you can, you know, appreciate that the government doesn't need to be involved in any of those things (for may reasons, one of which is that the private sector has the incentive to do things cheaper, quicker, and ensure better quality.)


                          /lulz
                          you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

                          it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

                          Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

                          ----PEACE-----

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                          • picklemonkey
                            Double hoodie beer monster
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 15373

                            #14
                            Re: I am an American conservative shithead

                            I didn't write anything... it was a copy/paste. That thing exists all over the Internet.

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                            • 88Mariner
                              My dick is smaller
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 7128

                              #15
                              Re: I am an American conservative shithead

                              Originally posted by picklemonkey
                              I didn't write anything... it was a copy/paste. That thing exists all over the Internet.
                              copypasta, delicious.
                              you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

                              it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

                              Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

                              ----PEACE-----

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