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  • esef
    Platinum Poster
    • Jun 2004
    • 1717

    You Are Hereby Warned

    The Paris Hilton New Year?s Itinerary

    It could be said that no one knows parties like Paris Hilton. So what is the blonde heiress up to over the holidays? Paris never does anything halfway so she?ll be opening not one but two clubs on New Year?s Eve. The first Club Paris will open in Orlando, Florida and the second will open in Las Vegas at the Aladdin, where Lionel Ritchie, father of Paris?s Simple Life co-star will be playing a New Year?s Eve show. Paris will start her evening in Florida and then take a private jet to Las Vegas. No doubt that Paris will need a breather the next day. Luckily, the Aladdin has a new spa, Elemis that offers treats such as the Hawaiian Wave Four Hand Massage and the Exotic Coconut Rub.

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  • DreamGirlie
    Platinum Poster
    • Jun 2004
    • 2137

    #2
    shes so nasty...
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    • picklemonkey
      Double hoodie beer monster
      • Jun 2004
      • 15373

      #3
      it's not completely old news, but what the hell: :wink:

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      • Yao
        DUDERZ get a life!!!
        • Jun 2004
        • 8167

        #4
        Smack a pie in her face.
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        • vibe
          Gold Gabber
          • Aug 2004
          • 702

          #5
          let the girl suck clients on the door!
          GOGO PARIS.

          CHEERS

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          • Yao
            DUDERZ get a life!!!
            • Jun 2004
            • 8167

            #6
            Blowkick visual & graphic design - No Civilization. Now With Broadband.

            There are but three true sports -- bullfighting, mountain climbing, and motor-racing. The rest are merely games. -Hemingway

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            • MJ
              Here since 2002
              • Jun 2004
              • 6560

              #7
              Paris Hilton would go to the opening of a door.
              mjwebhosting you know it makes sense



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              • White_Hindu
                Getting Somewhere
                • Dec 2004
                • 165

                #8
                She'd better get Digweed or Tiesto for opening night. That's probably the ONLY thing she could do to make me think she's cool.

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                • esef
                  Platinum Poster
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 1717

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Musical Journey
                  Paris Hilton would go to the opening of a door.


                  3-time Breakspoll nominated in the 'Best Website' category

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                  • picklemonkey
                    Double hoodie beer monster
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 15373

                    #10
                    that'd just make me think she had money, not tht she was cool.

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                    • geddon
                      Fresh Peossy
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 28

                      #11
                      that's hot.......




                      jk

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                      • skahound
                        Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 11411

                        #12
                        Drove by her club last night and there were about 300 fuckers waiting to get in at about 12:45. Not a big deal, except that clubs here close at 2 am! All the reports coming from the opening of the club have completely trashed it. Some people admitted to waiting up to an hour and 20 mins to get a drink! Seriously, several people have stated that. One guy waited 45 mins for a drink, etc.
                        A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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                        • supaz
                          Platinum Poster
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 1493

                          #13
                          Well, the only cool thing about her club is that once it goes underwater and they sell it, it's possible someone could buy it and turn it around into something bad azz

                          I've heard rumors the "Edge" is coming back in Orlando....

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                          • skahound
                            Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 11411

                            #14
                            Originally posted by supaz
                            I've heard rumors the "Edge" is coming back in Orlando....
                            I will be able to die a happy man if that happens.
                            A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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                            • picklemonkey
                              Double hoodie beer monster
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 15373

                              #15
                              Originally posted by skahound
                              Drove by her club last night and there were about 300 fuckers waiting to get in at about 12:45. Not a big deal, except that clubs here close at 2 am! All the reports coming from the opening of the club have completely trashed it. Some people admitted to waiting up to an hour and 20 mins to get a drink! Seriously, several people have stated that. One guy waited 45 mins for a drink, etc.
                              I bet you were probably going to go in until you saw the line and heard everyone bitching about the hour drink wait. hell, I bet that "one guy" was probably you.

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