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  • floridaorange
    I'm merely a humble butler
    • Dec 2005
    • 29116

    #16
    Re: i would like to take the time to tell you all

    Originally posted by feather
    Come on she has a hot body.
    She's 5'2, and very meh, imo

    It was fun while it lasted...

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    • Steve Graham
      DJ Jelly
      • Jun 2004
      • 12887

      #17
      Re: i would like to take the time to tell you all

      yeah, she's hot!


      if you like women that need to wear a diaper

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      • dusk
        DUDERZ get a life!!!
        • Jun 2004
        • 7266

        #18
        Re: i would like to take the time to tell you all

        I like their music, I know that there is no depth, not into it for the lyrical content...blah blah blah, just big banging beats, very danceable... what can I say ... if the music makes you move, you gotta move...
        ~ You are what you think you are ~


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        • 88Mariner
          My dick is smaller
          • Nov 2006
          • 7128

          #19
          Re: i would like to take the time to tell you all

          Originally posted by Dhar_2
          thats one hell of a statement!
          really? I thought I was understating my hatred for their anti-music compositions. I spent the whole of last summer listening to a dumb chick in the office mindlessly sing the chorus for most of their songs. After about the second day of her singing "boom boom pow" like a broken record, I was ready to snap. Still am on edge about that, man. Something I may never get over. PTBEPD.
          you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

          it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

          Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

          ----PEACE-----

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          • pipey
            Gold Gabber
            • Mar 2007
            • 855

            #20
            Re: i would like to take the time to tell you all

            Sigh I love u guys. I knew you'd understand.
            Originally posted by Kamal
            Thank you Dr. Needle for attending the balloon Party

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            • pipey
              Gold Gabber
              • Mar 2007
              • 855

              #21
              Re: i would like to take the time to tell you all

              Originally posted by dusk
              I like their music, I know that there is no depth, not into it for the lyrical content...blah blah blah, just big banging beats, very danceable... what can I say ... if the music makes you move, you gotta move...
              Are you kidding me? :P
              Originally posted by Kamal
              Thank you Dr. Needle for attending the balloon Party

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              • 88Mariner
                My dick is smaller
                • Nov 2006
                • 7128

                #22
                Re: i would like to take the time to tell you all

                Originally posted by dusk
                I like their music, I know that there is no depth, not into it for the lyrical content...blah blah blah, just big banging beats, very danceable... what can I say ... if the music makes you move, you gotta move...
                you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

                it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

                Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

                ----PEACE-----

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                • floridaorange
                  I'm merely a humble butler
                  • Dec 2005
                  • 29116

                  #23
                  Re: i would like to take the time to tell you all

                  /thread

                  Why i hate the Black Eyed Peas

                  I don’t tend to hate much. Hating something implies that you can find nothing positive whatsoever in the thing you hate, and I can usually find something positive in everything. In this case, and simply in reference to me, not other people, I hate Fergie and the Black Eyed Peas by association.

                  I am really protective of Hip Hop. Like Chris Rock said ‘I love rap, but I’m tired of defending it’. I’m 31, which might make you think I’m just being nostalgic, but Hip Hop sure ain’t what is used to be, and I’m pointing the finger at the Black Eyed Peas for where it is today.

                  I met a colleague in the lift a few weeks ago, and as she was wrapping up her ipod, I asked what music she liked, to which she replied ‘hip hop’. I was a little surprised and asked what she had been listening to and guess what she said, Yep, the Black Eyed Peas.

                  Initially the Black Eyed Peas were a fairly credible hip-hop group, being signed to Eazy-E’s record label and touring with Jurassic 5. Whilst not really to my taste, their music was at least well rooted in hip-hop’s burgeoning ‘conscious’ movement, spreading messages of anti-violence and unity.

                  Instead of sticking to hip hop, they veered wildly into the horrible Pop R+B market, by adding Fergie to their lineup in 2003, and went on to produce what in my opinion are some of the worst records in my lifetime.

                  Now being a Pop band is no bad thing, pop is after all ‘popular’, and whilst you might think I’m just being a music snob, I still have a massive problem with the fact that they call themselves a Hip Hop group.

                  The Black Eyed Peas, although a worldwide name, have achieved terrible chart results in the US. From their last two albums, they have achieved the following positions in the U.S. Hot 100 chart: 8, 23, 21, 3, 14, 3 and 18. Not great really, but they are a Hip Hop group remember, more of a niche appeal kind of group? Not so. In the U.S. Hip Hop and Rap charts they have fared even worse attaining the positions: 82, 19, 22, 10 and 57.

                  So it’s clear to see that America doesn’t think much of their status as a Hip Hop group. Their popularity has come from countries like France, Australia, Germany, China, Indonesia, and Israel, where an American accent, a saucy video and some black guys can get you a long way.
                  Another reason for their notoriety is their incessant licensing, seemingly without any creative conscience, selling their work to any corporation, game or movie they can. Black Eyed Peas songs have appeared in:

                  Garfield: the movie, Apple ipod (advert), NBA TV (advert), Harold and Kumar go to Whitecastle (goofball movie), Barbershop 2 (goofball movie), White chicks (goofball movie) The Simz (videogame), Snickers promotional videos, Bulworth (movie), apple imac (advert), Dance Dance Revolution (videogame), Along Came Polly (goofball movie), Laguna Beach (MTV series), Big Momma’s House 2 (goofball movie), Cars (movie), Pepsi (adverts)
                  Now, onto Fergie: As a member of the Black Eyed Peas, she has single-handedly done more to destroy what I love about Hip-hop than anyone else. Her brand of ignorant stylistic singalong crap, masquerading as ‘Urban’, ‘Edgy’, ‘Hip Hop’ has nothing beneficial to the scene whatsoever. Not content with ruining the Black Eyed Peas, she has now gone solo, further perverting the genre, creating ‘urban music by numbers’.

                  Her song ‘My Humps’, is more ‘Weird Al Yankovic’ than Hip Hop. An ode to her arse, mentioning it 55 times in the song, it incredibly won a Grammy. It was described by John Bush as one of the most embarrassing rap performances of the new millennium
                  Her song ‘London Bridge’ has the genius lyrics: ‘V.I.P., ‘cause you know I gotta shine. I’m Fergie Ferg,give me love you long time’, and ‘Back to back, drop it down real low. I’m such a lady, but I’m dancing like a ho’. Brilliant. More notably, for the entire video, and indeed on the record sleeve, she is dancing in front of Tower Bridge, not London Bridge.

                  In conclusion:
                  1. I hate the fact the Black Eyed Peas call themselves a Hip Hop group, when they retain nothing of the genre, and misrepresent it all over the world.

                  2. I hate the fact that the music they create is inane, formulaic, simplistic, and designed to simply be a money making vehicle.

                  3. I hate the fact that they will license their work to anything, regardless of context.

                  4. I hate the fact that when I say I like Hip Hop, the man in the street thinks I listen to this crap.
                  I gave the lady from the lift a copy of a Tribe Called Quest album. She says she hasn’t listened to it yet.

                  It was fun while it lasted...

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                  • Steve Graham
                    DJ Jelly
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 12887

                    #24
                    Re: i would like to take the time to tell you all

                    ^^^ love it, lol

                    having said that, it would take less time and energy to just ignore them if you don't like them

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                    • BureOne
                      Are you Kidding me??
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 3285

                      #25
                      Re: i would like to take the time to tell you all

                      Hate this group, never liked them to begin with anyway, but the recent stuff they have out.. garbage! absolute garbage! and that's why I dont listen to the radio.

                      I especially hate that fucking Monday tuesday wednesday shit song..wtf.. yeah lets just sing all days of the week! maybe they'll do a month song and later an abc song too! fucking GARBAGE!!!!

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                      • Steve Graham
                        DJ Jelly
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 12887

                        #26
                        Re: i would like to take the time to tell you all

                        Originally posted by 88Mariner
                        her

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                        • Dhar_2
                          meat and potatoes
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 18924

                          #27
                          Re: i would like to take the time to tell you all

                          Originally posted by 88Mariner
                          really? I thought I was understating my hatred for their anti-music compositions. I spent the whole of last summer listening to a dumb chick in the office mindlessly sing the chorus for most of their songs. After about the second day of her singing "boom boom pow" like a broken record, I was ready to snap. Still am on edge about that, man. Something I may never get over. PTBEPD.
                          but slamming the old todger in the door!

                          he doesnt deserve that!

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                          • feather
                            Shanghai ooompa loompa
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 20900

                            #28
                            Re: i would like to take the time to tell you all

                            Originally posted by floridaorange
                            She's 5'2, and very meh, imo
                            Originally posted by Steve Graham
                            yeah, she's hot!


                            if you like women that need to wear a diaper
                            Alright I post corrected.

                            i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

                            Originally posted by Hoff
                            a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
                            Originally posted by m1sT3rL
                            Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

                            I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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                            • floridaorange
                              I'm merely a humble butler
                              • Dec 2005
                              • 29116

                              #29
                              Re: i would like to take the time to tell you all

                              word!

                              It was fun while it lasted...

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                              • bobjuice
                                Banned
                                • May 2008
                                • 4894

                                #30
                                Re: i would like to take the time to tell you all

                                Originally posted by Haziel
                                hate hate hate hate !!!!!!!


                                Indeed. Where is the love?

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