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  • Steve Graham
    DJ Jelly
    • Jun 2004
    • 12887

    A Biology Question...

    This happened at a major Australian University, during a biology
    lecture. A professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in
    semen. A young woman raised her hand and asked, "If I understand you
    correctly, you are saying there is as much glucose in male semen as in
    sugar?"The professor responded, "yes, that's correct", adding some
    statistical data to his lecture. Raising her hand again, the girl
    asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?" After a stunned silence, the
    whole class burst out laughing The poor girl turned bright red, and as
    she realised exactly what she had inadvertently said, she picked up her
    books, and without another word, walked out of the class - and never
    returned. However, as she was heading for the door, the professor's
    reply was a classic. Totally straight faced, he answered her question.
    "It doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the
    tip of your tongue and not in the back of your throat." !




  • MJ
    Here since 2002
    • Jun 2004
    • 6560

    #2
    Any idea what her phone number is?
    mjwebhosting you know it makes sense



    Silentium est aureum

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    • Kamal
      Administrator
      • May 2002
      • 28835

      #3
      LMAO..... HA HA HA HA HA HA

      -e-
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      • CrazyMadFlyGirl
        Getting Somewhere
        • Jul 2004
        • 183

        #4
        & then the girl dropped out of school & went on to start a reality show called "Simple LIfe"
        ~SnOoPy WAS rIgHt! DoGgY sTyLe Is ThE bEsT~

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        • Yao
          DUDERZ get a life!!!
          • Jun 2004
          • 8167

          #5
          Hahahah, fucking brilliant!!
          Blowkick visual & graphic design - No Civilization. Now With Broadband.

          There are but three true sports -- bullfighting, mountain climbing, and motor-racing. The rest are merely games. -Hemingway

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          • DaStottman
            Addiction started
            • Dec 2004
            • 330

            #6
            ROFL Haha!
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            • asdf_admin
              i use to be important
              • Jun 2004
              • 12798

              #7
              nice one.
              dead, yet alive.

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              • picklemonkey
                Double hoodie beer monster
                • Jun 2004
                • 15373

                #8
                Wasn't that posted here before?

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                • Steve Graham
                  DJ Jelly
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 12887

                  #9
                  that is possible... anything is possible.
                  why dont you find it and let me know, lol

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                  • tiddles
                    Encryption, Jr.
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 6861

                    #10
                    Re: A Biology Question...

                    Originally posted by unome
                    "If I understand you
                    correctly, you are saying there is as much glucose in male semen as in
                    sugar?"
                    i always thought that glucose and sugar were the exact same thing

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                    • picklemonkey
                      Double hoodie beer monster
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 15373

                      #11
                      glucose is a type of sugar, but it isn't the exact same thing as sugar. Just about any "ingredient" ending with -ose is a sugar... sucrose, ribose, xylose, etc

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                      • Balanc3
                        Platinum Poster
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 1278

                        #12
                        Nice one! I had a similar experience in speech class. This girl was giving a speech on contraceptives and brought along some items for show and tell. Well one of those items was a half empty tube of KY. I thought the class was going to hurl as she passed the tube around and continued her speech.
                        JourneyDeep .into the sound

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                        • muggeh
                          Getting Somewhere
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 218

                          #13
                          Re: A Biology Question...

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                          • ubiqe
                            Platinum Poster
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 1731

                            #14
                            Re: A Biology Question...

                            Originally posted by tiddles
                            Originally posted by unome
                            "If I understand you
                            correctly, you are saying there is as much glucose in male semen as in
                            sugar?"
                            i always thought that glucose and sugar were the exact same thing
                            glucose is monosacharide while the thing you call sugar is disacharide - it's sacharose and it's build of two particles of monosacharides - glocose and fructose. Hope you feel enlightened now.

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                            • audiotherapy
                              Addiction started
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 267

                              #15
                              thats the same story my AP biology teacher told me like 6 years ago...

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