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  • MJ
    Here since 2002
    • Jun 2004
    • 6560
    #1

    FAO Jesus Christ

    Forgive me father, for i have sinned.

    My mrs just gave ma a right telling of cos i left the toilet seat up.
    mjwebhosting you know it makes sense



    Silentium est aureum
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    • skahound
      Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
      • Jun 2004
      • 11411
      #2
      Jesus built my hotrod.
      A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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        • Jesus Christ
          Getting warmed up
          • Dec 2004
          • 69
          #3
          Re: FAO Jesus Christ

          Originally posted by Musical Journey
          Forgive me, for i have sinned.

          My mrs just gave ma a right telling of cos i left the tiolet seat up.
          My child, tell that bloody skank that she needs to be reckoned with and that mangy animals should not be telling their husbands what to do. Amen.
          Lend me your weak, your insecure, your low self-esteem and no confidence yet voluptuous women.

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            • MJ
              Here since 2002
              • Jun 2004
              • 6560
              #4
              Now thats not exactly what i was expecting :?
              mjwebhosting you know it makes sense



              Silentium est aureum

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                • picklemonkey
                  Double hoodie beer monster
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 15373
                  #5
                  :ROFLMAO:

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                    • Simon Preston
                      Gold Gabber
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 845
                      #6
                      Re: FAO Jesus Christ

                      Next time she has a go at you for leaving the toilet seat up - have a go back with "Well you're always fucking leaving it down, ho!" and see what happens then.
                      http://soundcloud.com/simonpreston/simon-preston-summer-2011

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                        • Gloomy
                          Addiction started
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 314
                          #7
                          ^^ wow that's rude

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                            • Jesus Christ
                              Getting warmed up
                              • Dec 2004
                              • 69
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Gloomy
                              I am a fucking retard. Kill me.
                              Originally posted by GOD
                              And thus it was spoken. Let it be known that Gloomy has finally spoken the truth.
                              Amen.
                              Lend me your weak, your insecure, your low self-esteem and no confidence yet voluptuous women.

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                                • day_for_night
                                  Are you Kidding me??
                                  • Jun 2004
                                  • 4127
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Gloomy
                                  ^^ wow that's rude
                                  i also think it was a joke. relax a bit

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                                    • Pataky P
                                      asdf_imo
                                      • Jun 2004
                                      • 1966
                                      #10
                                      I like Jesus!!!

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                                        • solid jey
                                          Fresh Peossy
                                          • Aug 2004
                                          • 47
                                          #11
                                          Re: FAO Jesus Christ

                                          piss with the seat down ...
                                          Our character is what we do when we think nobody's looking

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                                            • Dhar_2
                                              meat and potatoes
                                              • Jun 2004
                                              • 18916
                                              #12
                                              Re: FAO Jesus Christ

                                              Originally posted by solid jey
                                              piss with the seat down ...
                                              too true.

                                              then she wont complain when u leave it up.

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                                                • armandzadza
                                                  Getting Somewhere
                                                  • Jun 2004
                                                  • 194
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: FAO Jesus Christ

                                                  Originally posted by Jesus Christ
                                                  Originally posted by Musical Journey
                                                  Forgive me, for i have sinned.

                                                  My mrs just gave ma a right telling of cos i left the tiolet seat up.
                                                  My child, tell that bloody skank that she needs to be reckoned with and that mangy animals should not be telling their husbands what to do. Amen.
                                                  Jesus Christ, are you 12?! :?
                                                  Will work for Sasha sets

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                                                    • muggeh
                                                      Getting Somewhere
                                                      • Jun 2004
                                                      • 218
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: FAO Jesus Christ

                                                      Originally posted by armandzadza
                                                      Originally posted by Jesus Christ
                                                      Originally posted by Musical Journey
                                                      Forgive me, for i have sinned.

                                                      My mrs just gave ma a right telling of cos i left the tiolet seat up.
                                                      My child, tell that bloody skank that she needs to be reckoned with and that mangy animals should not be telling their husbands what to do. Amen.
                                                      Jesus Christ, are you 12?! :?
                                                      No he's Jesus i bet he's older

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                                                        • thrualoooop
                                                          Addiction started
                                                          • Jun 2004
                                                          • 387
                                                          #15
                                                          my mom always to leave a things like i left them.....if you make a mess clean it up/if you open a door,drawer,ect., close it/.......did she leave the seat down or up when she left?
                                                          i'm not a real dork i just play one on the internet.......

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