FAO Jesus Christ

**picklemonkey** · January 2, 2005, 09:41:06 PM

lol use a screwdriver to take the seat off of the toilet... let her lift the lid to see that there's no seat. when she bitches, tell her you did it so there wouldn't be any more bickering about the position of the seat

**Yao** · January 2, 2005, 10:02:03 PM

Take some kitchen foil and spread it over the toilet, then let the seat down on it...should be practically invisible. Watch what happens when someone takes a pee in there...

**picklemonkey** · January 2, 2005, 10:18:49 PM

you mean plastic wrap? yeah, that'd be hilarious too... until she tries taking a dump

**Yao** · January 2, 2005, 10:21:41 PM

That would be even more hilarious....

MJ · January 2, 2005, 10:28:09 PM

But this is my own house, why would i want to do such a thing when i`d only have to clean up afterwards? :?

**picklemonkey** · January 2, 2005, 10:32:50 PM

Originally posted by picklemonkey

lol use a screwdriver to take the seat off of the toilet... let her lift the lid to see that there's no seat. when she bitches, tell her you did it so there wouldn't be any more bickering about the position of the seat

no cleanup there

MJ · January 3, 2005, 12:04:15 AM

Originally posted by picklemonkey

lol use a screwdriver to take the seat off of the toilet... let her lift the lid to see that there's no seat. when she bitches, tell her you did it so there wouldn't be any more bickering about the position of the seat

no cleanup there

You aint see my D.I.Y handy work!

**Jesus Christ** · January 3, 2005, 02:02:35 AM

Re: armandzadza loves cock

Originally posted by armandzadza

Who have sex the cow? I needs cow for the sex. Balls the burn for cow.

Asketh and ye shall receive. Amen

**picklemonkey** · January 3, 2005, 02:31:51 AM

You're already annoying. Whoever's Jesus Christ should quit while they're ahead. Amen

**Jesus Christ** · January 3, 2005, 02:58:21 AM

Originally posted by picklemonkey

Lord, grant me the strength to suck on this barrel like a throbbing, sweaty cock and help me to swallow the bullets so that I can grant my parents' final wish and have mercy on their poor hearts. I know they wanted a son instead.

Amen

MJ · January 3, 2005, 09:36:20 AM

I only know one person who quotes like that? ^^^^

**muggeh** · January 3, 2005, 09:47:25 AM

Jesus fucking christ you think it's him ? :P

MJ · January 3, 2005, 09:51:27 AM

^^Well you tell me what you think.

**deeprogressions** · January 3, 2005, 09:56:23 AM

ahhh tis some odd similarities isn't it?

**muggeh** · January 3, 2005, 09:59:24 AM

Either it's him or someone's trying to throw us off track though i saw him post on ME the other day :?

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