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Happy birthday assface. Now... Buy me a shot. Oh wait you already did. Dude this chic sitting next to me has no titties at all. Seriously, I have bigger tits than her. I almost feel like a pedafile staring at them, like I'd get arrested for looking. If I had pictures of this chic on my computer it would be considered child pornography. Oh wait, her friend kinda makes up for it. I mean her boobs are nice like two cantalops. My wife would be kinda mad if she read this, well now that if thInk about it, she would expect this out of me. Oh man, the small boobs chick has a nice ass. I mean so nice that it makes up for the boobs. Wait, but her third friend is kinda fat. Like, you shouldn't have worn that halter top fat. I could get away with wearing that, but not this chick. Man I need another drink. You gotta flash nipple around here to get served, but the bartender just keeps looking at me funny when I pull my shirt up. We need a pit stop at the house...
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Music is the answer, to your problems. Keep on movin', till you solve them.
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Happy birthday man!
clint
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Happy Birthday!! Have fun!!
@ Clint
The 'club spirit' is in the soul. It Never DiesOriginally posted by TheVrkComment
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Happy birthday! Hope it's a 'Bender'!
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Happy Birthday Jamey!!!!
I hope you are having the most amazing weekend celebrating you
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RIP Steve "Jibs" James - Your footprint is forever on my soul and in my heart xoxo
RIP Jeff Shewchuk aka DJ Jeff Taylor (day_for_night) - You will live on in my heart forever xoxo
Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.
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Happy Birthday brotha, hope you have a lot of fun today and upcoming week!
It was fun while it lasted...
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clint, that is the weirdest birthday wish I've ever read.
Bender:
i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music
Originally posted by HoffOriginally posted by m1sT3rLComment
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^ nice.
happy birthday man! go get some hurricanes and hand grenades!Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?Comment
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thanks everybody! i've been hungover for more hours than i've been drunk this weekend. so i'd say it's been a success!Don't let anyone drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.
"some things simply aren’t meant to be bootybumped. Hard liquor is a prime example, as it will burn like a motherfuck."
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Nice intro Clint and happy bday Bender!Comment
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happy birthday jimbo, hope you had a good time.motherloverComment
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Happy Birthday Bender!!
Awww...I didn't mean A holes, as in "A holes"...I meant it like, as in, my friends....Comment
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Belated Birthday wishes from Pipey!! He's having internet problems !The 'club spirit' is in the soul. It Never DiesOriginally posted by TheVrkComment
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