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  • feather
    Shanghai ooompa loompa
    • Jul 2004
    • 20894

    Seinfeld on Gaga



    This woman is a jerk. I hate her," Seinfeld joked during an interview on WFAN radio Monday night. "I can’t believe they put her in my box, which I paid for."

    Seinfeld was referring to June 10 incident at Citi Field when the eccentric singer stripped down to her bra and bikini bottom and boorishly barraged fans and photographers with double-barrel bird-flipping during a bizarre, profanity-laced meltdown.

    Gaga showed up during the fifth inning of the day game between the Mets and Padres and was furious that her front-row seats were so close to photographers covering the game. Instead of sitting, she vanished into a lower-deck concourse -- only to reappear in the seventh inning in the empty luxury box owned by Seinfeld, a big Mets fan.

    Charles Wenzelberg/New York Post
    Lady Gaga at Citi Field.
    Photos: Lady Gaga's avant-garde style



    "You give people the finger and you get upgraded? Is that the world we’re living in now? he said.
    In his trademark stand-up schtick, Seinfeld added, "Why is she giving the finger? How old is the finger? How’d it even get to be the finger?"

    By the time fans and photographers spotted her, she had shed her coat to reveal bedazzled undies that looked like the get-up she wore in the video for her single "Telephone."

    When host Steve Somers brought up the episode, Seinfeld at first said, "I wish her the best," but then added, "you take one 'A' off of that and you've got gag."

    "I don't know what these young people think or how they promote their careers," he said. "I'm older, I'm 56. I look at Lady Gaga the way Keith Hernandez watches these kids when they pull the pocket out, they wear the inside-out pocket. ... Do you think he understands that? He can't understand that. That's a new game, that's kids."
    He added, "I'm not one of these all-publicity-is-good people. People talk about you need exposure -- you could die of exposure."

    "She is talented," admitted Seinfeld. "I don’t know why she’s doing this stuff."

    Seinfeld said he didn't know she'd been taken to his box until he arrived for the night game of the doubleheader.
    Then when Somers pointed out that Gaga was at the Yankee game Friday, Seinfeld said, "Oh please, wake me when it's over."

    "You've had enough of her?" Somers asked.

    "Yeah," Seinfeld said.

    i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

    Originally posted by Hoff
    a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
    Originally posted by m1sT3rL
    Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

    I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.
  • Kat
    A pretty fn good milkshake
    • Mar 2006
    • 4695

    #2
    Re: Seinfeld on Gaga

    ♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•♫♪• אין סוף •♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•♫♪♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•

    Music is essential for the expression of non material ideals and energies. Music colors our surroundings with emanations from the highest vibrational fields. It allows us to escape all limitations in our thinking and very existence.


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    • feather
      Shanghai ooompa loompa
      • Jul 2004
      • 20894

      #3
      Re: Seinfeld on Gaga

      Nevermind.

      i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

      Originally posted by Hoff
      a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
      Originally posted by m1sT3rL
      Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

      I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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      • i!!ustrious
        I got some N64 Games Yo!!
        • Mar 2008
        • 12308

        #4
        Re: Seinfeld on Gaga

        (((( }-d|-__-|b-{ ))))

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        • DancingQueen
          AVB FanClub | President
          • Oct 2005
          • 4061

          #5
          Re: Seinfeld on Gaga

          Saw him live on Sat night and he was hilarious!
          We were hoping he would do a bit on Gaga, but he never did.
          sigpic
          RIP Steve "Jibs" James - Your footprint is forever on my soul and in my heart xoxo
          RIP Jeff Shewchuk aka DJ Jeff Taylor (day_for_night) - You will live on in my heart forever xoxo

          Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.

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          • Garrick
            DUDERZ get a life!!!
            • Jun 2004
            • 6764

            #6
            Re: Seinfeld on Gaga

            he's still got it! i couldn't agree with him more. gaga is annoying and outspoken.
            Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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            • feather
              Shanghai ooompa loompa
              • Jul 2004
              • 20894

              #7
              Re: Seinfeld on Gaga

              Yeah this is just classic Seinfeld:
              "You give people the finger and you get upgraded? Is that the world we’re living in now? he said.
              In his trademark stand-up schtick, Seinfeld added, "Why is she giving the finger? How old is the finger? How’d it even get to be the finger?"

              i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

              Originally posted by Hoff
              a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
              Originally posted by m1sT3rL
              Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

              I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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              • josalo
                Addiction started
                • Apr 2008
                • 347

                #8
                Re: Seinfeld on Gaga










                "superdeepsexyhypergroovalicioustrpfunkhousevi bes"

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                • Kat
                  A pretty fn good milkshake
                  • Mar 2006
                  • 4695

                  #9
                  Re: Seinfeld on Gaga

                  ♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•♫♪• אין סוף •♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•♫♪♪♫•♫♪•♪♫•

                  Music is essential for the expression of non material ideals and energies. Music colors our surroundings with emanations from the highest vibrational fields. It allows us to escape all limitations in our thinking and very existence.


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                  • floridaorange
                    I'm merely a humble butler
                    • Dec 2005
                    • 29116

                    #10
                    Re: Seinfeld on Gaga


                    It was fun while it lasted...

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                    • Corven
                      Are you Kidding me??
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 4080

                      #11
                      Re: Seinfeld on Gaga

                      i've always said it that most of the stuff that she's doing now was what Marilyn Mason did 10 years back only difference is that he was seen as the pariah and she's like the biggest pop act ever happened which i just don't get and i did like Marilyn Manson back then
                      I broke my spoon on the viagra sundae.

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                      • Garrick
                        DUDERZ get a life!!!
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 6764

                        #12
                        Re: Seinfeld on Gaga

                        ^ not sure i'd compare her to MM, but i guess i could see similarities. music is vastly different and honestly don't know her personality well enough to make a comparison. at least jerry has some new material to rant about!
                        Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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                        • Steve Graham
                          DJ Jelly
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 12887

                          #13
                          Re: Seinfeld on Gaga

                          she gets way more press and attention than she deserves, absolute waste of space, lol, I can't believe people go crazy and pay to go see her

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                          • DancingQueen
                            AVB FanClub | President
                            • Oct 2005
                            • 4061

                            #14
                            Re: Seinfeld on Gaga

                            Originally posted by feather
                            Yeah this is just classic Seinfeld:
                            The quote you highlighted was the part that made me think of classic Jerry as well.....I could hear his voice saying it as I read it
                            sigpic
                            RIP Steve "Jibs" James - Your footprint is forever on my soul and in my heart xoxo
                            RIP Jeff Shewchuk aka DJ Jeff Taylor (day_for_night) - You will live on in my heart forever xoxo

                            Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.

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                            • Steve Graham
                              DJ Jelly
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 12887

                              #15
                              Re: Seinfeld on Gaga

                              that finger bit was in the beginning of one of the Seinfeld episodes 15 years ago, lol

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