Australian drunk survives attempt to ride crocodile

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  • floridaorange
    I'm merely a humble butler
    • Dec 2005
    • 29116

    Australian drunk survives attempt to ride crocodile



    Michael Newman explains why he tried to ride the crocodile

    A drunk man who climbed into a crocodile enclosure in Australia and attempted to ride a 5m (16ft) long crocodile has survived his encounter.

    The crocodile, called Fatso, bit the 36-year-old man's leg, tearing chunks of flesh from him as he straddled the reptile.

    He received surgery to serious wounds to his leg and is recovering in hospital, police say.

    He had been chucked out of a pub in the town of Broome for being too drunk.

    The man, Michael Newman, climbed over a fence and tried to sit on the 800kg (1,800lb) saltwater crocodile.

    "Fatso has taken offence to this and has spun around and bit this man on the right leg," Sgt Roger Haynes of Broome police told journalists.

    "The crocodile has let him go and he's been able to scale the fence again and leave the wildlife park."

    Malcolm Douglas, the park's owner, said that the crocodile was capable of crushing a man to death with a single bite.

    "The man who climbed the fence was fortunate because Fatso was a bit more sluggish than normal, due to the cooler nights we have been experiencing in Broome," said Mr Douglas.

    "If it had been warmer and Fatso was more alert, we would have been dealing with a fatality."

    "No person in their right mind would try to sit on a 5m crocodile, Saltwater crocodiles, once they get hold of you, are not renowned for letting you go."

    The man staggered back to the pub bleeding heavily.

    Pub manager Mark Phillips said staff told him that the man reappeared at about 11pm with bits of bark hanging off him and flesh gouged out of his limbs.

    "They said he had chunks out of his legs and things like that," Mr Phillips told The West Australian news website.

    An average of two people are killed each year in Australia by aggressive saltwater crocodiles, which can grow up to 7m (23 ft) long and weigh more than a tonne.


    A drunk man in Australia survives being bitten by a huge salt water crocodile after he climbed into its enclosure and tried to ride it.

    It was fun while it lasted...
  • DIDI
    Aussie Pest
    • Nov 2004
    • 16844

    #2
    Re: Australian drunk survives attempt to ride crocodile

    I was really hoping this wouldn't show up Between this and Mel Gibson, I think I may go hide in a corner for a while

    Actually now it's up ,if anyone finds the interview with him it's hilarious.
    Originally posted by TheVrk
    it IS incredible isn't it??
    STILL pumpin out great set after great set...never cheesed out, never sold out, never lost his touch..
    Simply does not get any better than Hernan
    The 'club spirit' is in the soul. It Never Dies

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    • DancingQueen
      AVB FanClub | President
      • Oct 2005
      • 4061

      #3
      Re: Australian drunk survives attempt to ride crocodile

      What a moron!!
      I really hope they don't do anything to the crocodile because of this
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      • DIDI
        Aussie Pest
        • Nov 2004
        • 16844

        #4
        Re: Australian drunk survives attempt to ride crocodile

        ^^^ They won't/aren't . They know he was a moron .
        Originally posted by TheVrk
        it IS incredible isn't it??
        STILL pumpin out great set after great set...never cheesed out, never sold out, never lost his touch..
        Simply does not get any better than Hernan
        The 'club spirit' is in the soul. It Never Dies

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        • maddlingo
          Platinum Poster
          • Jun 2004
          • 1035

          #5
          Re: Australian drunk survives attempt to ride crocodile

          Natural Selection has failed us.
          "Dream as if you''ll live forever, Live as if you''ll die today." -- James Dean --

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          • Shpira
            Angry Boy Child
            • Oct 2006
            • 4969

            #6
            Re: Australian drunk survives attempt to ride crocodile

            ^^this
            The Idiots ARE Winning.


            "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect."
            Mark Twain

            SOBRIETY MIX

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            • Dhar_2
              meat and potatoes
              • Jun 2004
              • 18917

              #7
              Re: Australian drunk survives attempt to ride crocodile

              Originally posted by DIDI
              I was really hoping this wouldn't show up Between this and Mel Gibson, I think I may go hide in a corner for a while
              Originally posted by maddlingo
              Natural Selection has failed us.
              thats what they say in general about austrialia!

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              • nick007
                DUDERZ get a life!!!
                • Oct 2007
                • 6095

                #8
                Re: Australian drunk survives attempt to ride crocodile

                Ahh very funny you sheep lovers you

                The largest room in the world, is the room for improvement!

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                • Garrick
                  DUDERZ get a life!!!
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 6764

                  #9
                  Re: Australian drunk survives attempt to ride crocodile

                  hah... that is one lucky dude. good thing he was sloshed or that bite may have hurt a lot more.
                  Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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                  • DIDI
                    Aussie Pest
                    • Nov 2004
                    • 16844

                    #10
                    Re: Australian drunk survives attempt to ride crocodile

                    Lucky isn't the word. Apparently he went back to the pub and kept drinking until someone noticed the blood and holes in his leg. Talk about no sense no feeling
                    Originally posted by nick007
                    Ahh very funny you sheep lovers you
                    Nah, that's New Zealanders Which reminds me, where's Pipey??
                    Originally posted by TheVrk
                    it IS incredible isn't it??
                    STILL pumpin out great set after great set...never cheesed out, never sold out, never lost his touch..
                    Simply does not get any better than Hernan
                    The 'club spirit' is in the soul. It Never Dies

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                    • nick007
                      DUDERZ get a life!!!
                      • Oct 2007
                      • 6095

                      #11
                      Re: Australian drunk survives attempt to ride crocodile

                      Ye were is that man ???

                      The largest room in the world, is the room for improvement!

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                      • DIDI
                        Aussie Pest
                        • Nov 2004
                        • 16844

                        #12
                        Re: Australian drunk survives attempt to ride crocodile

                        I'll try and find him during the week .
                        Originally posted by TheVrk
                        it IS incredible isn't it??
                        STILL pumpin out great set after great set...never cheesed out, never sold out, never lost his touch..
                        Simply does not get any better than Hernan
                        The 'club spirit' is in the soul. It Never Dies

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                        • AchtungBaby!
                          DUDERZ get a life!!!
                          • Feb 2009
                          • 7298

                          #13
                          Re: Australian drunk survives attempt to ride crocodile

                          Originally posted by DIDI
                          Lucky isn't the word. Apparently he went back to the pub and kept drinking until someone noticed the blood and holes in his leg.
                          Now we are talking




                          "vision over visibility" Paul Hewson

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