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Man accused of having sex with dog named Christie Brinkley
Found this in my local newspaper....Only in Florida... 
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Re: Man accused of having sex with dog named Christie Brinkley
uly 20, 2010
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sunshine_rael writes:
Just when you thought things could not get any worse...this guy comes along. Sadly--he may not be deportation material. Yes...I am SO GUILTY of racial profiling....
obama is trator trash....having sided with criminal illegal aliens stealing into this country, stealing identities, robbing and murdering US citizens, and anchoring babies over the health, safety, welfare, and financial welfare of this country...The Idiots ARE Winning.
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect."
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Re: Man accused of having sex with dog named Christie Brinkley
The Idiots ARE Winning.
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect."
Mark Twain
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Re: Man accused of having sex with dog named Christie Brinkley
from here:- http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/ripti...rinkley_be.php
If you don't want people to think you're engaging in bestiality with your pets, we have some tips on what not to name your furry friend.
- Do not name your pet after a favorite porn star. If you have a pussycat named Jameson, you better be well known as a drunk with a penchant for Irish whiskey.
- Twilight fans: Do not get a large dog that resembles a wolf and name it either Jacob or Taylor Lautner. Expect tons of jokes and a bit of serious suspicion if you do.
- If you have a snake, people are going to think you're creepy anyway. So please do not include the syllable dil in its name.
- It should go without saying that you shouldn't name your pets after supermodels. The lone exception is if you're a gay man and you name your malnourished, jittery Chihuahua Kate Moss.
- The only time it's acceptable to have a pet named after Angelina Jolie is if it happens to be a rabbit with a mate named Brad, because, seriously, how many kids are those people gonna have? Amirite? Try the veal -- I'm here all week.
- A gerbil should not be named either Lemmiwinks or Richard Gere, even under the most ironic conditions.
- Horses should not be named in reference to Catherine the Great or after your well hung former boyfriend.
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