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  • floridaorange
    I'm merely a humble butler
    • Dec 2005
    • 29116

    How to Upgrade an Old Phone into a Porsche

    Teenage wheeler-dealer transmogrifies cell phone into Porsche
    by Steven Mostyn - Jul 22 2010, 09:44




    While the recession has not yet relinquished its grip on consumer spending, a bartering teenager from California has managed to turn an old mobile phone into a Porsche while showing quite definitively that money doesn’t necessarily make the world go around.

    It may have taken 17-year-old Steven Ortiz around two years to complete a total of 14 online trades via online classifieds service Craigslist, but his newly acquired 2000 Porsche Boxster S would certainly suggest it was time well spent as opposed to money.

    According to a Pasadena Star-News report, the first of young Ortiz’s swaps resulted in him successfully passing off a cell phone for a dirt bike, at which point he decided to test how far the trading chain would take him.

    Quickly gathering momentum, Ortiz was soon trading for a MacBook Pro notebook computer, a 1987 Toyota 4Runner, and eventually a highly collectible 1975 Ford Bronco – which was ultimately the acquisition that secured his German sports car.

    Although Ortiz insists that anyone can replicate his successful streak of swapping as long as they do plenty of research, he recommends exercising extreme patience by resisting the temptation to pay any extra cash against a traded item.

    In commenting on his son’s online trading skill, Ortiz’s father said it was likely connected to the struggling economy and that many people are more willing to trade goods in order to get something they need but cannot afford to purchase directly.

    Despite looking suitably dapper in his Porsche Boxster S, it would appear Ortiz won’t be driving the sassy convertible for too long due to the financial pressures associated with owning a performance car.

    Facing regular tune-up costs in the vicinity of $1,200 USD, the Craigslist swap specialist has said he hopes to trade the Porsche against a slightly more manageable luxury Cadillac Escalade SUV.

    It was fun while it lasted...
  • res0nat0r
    Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
    • May 2006
    • 14475

    #2
    Re: How to Upgrade an Old Phone into a Porsche

    I saw this, then also heard that that car was only worth $9k, and that also
    But he does more than just make a casual posting to swap concert tickets or an old bike. He spends five to six hours a day on his i-Phone scouring the website for good deals.
    Over two years, I don't know if this was every freakin day or not, but if so he could have just spent that time at work and saved that money and maybe had enough to buy it outright

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    • floridaorange
      I'm merely a humble butler
      • Dec 2005
      • 29116

      #3
      Re: How to Upgrade an Old Phone into a Porsche

      Originally posted by res0nat0r
      I saw this, then also heard that that car was only worth $9k, and that also

      Over two years, I don't know if this was every freakin day or not, but if so he could have just spent that time at work and saved that money and maybe had enough to buy it outright
      You're missing the point

      It was fun while it lasted...

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      • Dhar_2
        meat and potatoes
        • Jun 2004
        • 18924

        #4
        Re: How to Upgrade an Old Phone into a Porsche

        ^ he's gonna get laid now?

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        • floridaorange
          I'm merely a humble butler
          • Dec 2005
          • 29116

          #5
          Re: How to Upgrade an Old Phone into a Porsche

          Originally posted by Dhar_2
          ^ he's gonna get laid now?

          It was fun while it lasted...

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          • i!!ustrious
            I got some N64 Games Yo!!
            • Mar 2008
            • 12308

            #6
            Re: How to Upgrade an Old Phone into a Porsche

            beautiful. watch zee hd. we might win the day.....
            (((( }-d|-__-|b-{ ))))

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            • Shpira
              Angry Boy Child
              • Oct 2006
              • 4969

              #7
              Re: How to Upgrade an Old Phone into a Porsche

              what an idiot...porshe for a escalade...what a philistine!
              The Idiots ARE Winning.


              "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect."
              Mark Twain

              SOBRIETY MIX

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              • Dhar_2
                meat and potatoes
                • Jun 2004
                • 18924

                #8
                Re: How to Upgrade an Old Phone into a Porsche

                its not a real porsche anyway!

                its a boxster! its a miniporsche.

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                • Shpira
                  Angry Boy Child
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 4969

                  #9
                  Re: How to Upgrade an Old Phone into a Porsche

                  and Escalade is a better car?
                  The Idiots ARE Winning.


                  "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect."
                  Mark Twain

                  SOBRIETY MIX

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                  • Dhar_2
                    meat and potatoes
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 18924

                    #10
                    Re: How to Upgrade an Old Phone into a Porsche

                    the escalade is not a car.

                    its a pimp mobile, an rv, a mobile home, a gangsta ride, a milf mobile and a big piece of shit!

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                    • floridaorange
                      I'm merely a humble butler
                      • Dec 2005
                      • 29116

                      #11
                      Re: How to Upgrade an Old Phone into a Porsche




                      something is wrong w. the image posting function on here...


                      It was fun while it lasted...

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                      • kassios
                        Platinum Poster
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 1200

                        #12
                        Re: How to Upgrade an Old Phone into a Porsche

                        It'd probably take a lifetime to trade this one.. 500.000 euros

                        http://soundcloud.com/concept-sheep

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