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  • feather
    Shanghai ooompa loompa
    • Jul 2004
    • 20894

    Dumb things Americans belive in



    Eg. Obama is muslim, the sun revolves around the earth ...

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  • i!!ustrious
    I got some N64 Games Yo!!
    • Mar 2008
    • 12308

    #2
    Re: Dumb things Americans belive in

    lol yeah, there are the masses of average man.... but America is intrepid and vast. when you think you've come to know every aspect of it, you'll then be blowin away by a whole new world of higher tier craziness. there's the morons all the way up to the super initiate. we work to death, sleep little, and run shit with precision. America the brave, America the beautiful

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    • runningman
      Playa I'm a Sooth Saya
      • Jun 2004
      • 5995

      #3
      Re: Dumb things Americans belive in

      That they are a free society.
      They went to Iraq because of 9/11
      Their job is to spread freedom everywhere
      We are in an economic recovery
      Obama, Obama, Obama (Need I say More?)
      You show mercy to countries (liberate them) by drone bombing them and killing millions of civilians
      Must defend Israel.. Must defend Israel.. Must defend Israel (Yet nobody knows why exactly)


      Just some quick ones off the top of my head

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      • picklemonkey
        Double hoodie beer monster
        • Jun 2004
        • 15373

        #4
        Re: Dumb things Americans belive in

        Nobody knows why squirrels turn around while crossing a road if a car comes. All we need to understand is that they truly believe in what they're doing.

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        • runningman
          Playa I'm a Sooth Saya
          • Jun 2004
          • 5995

          #5
          Re: Dumb things Americans belive in

          I lol'd when I read that pickle...

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          • Garrick
            DUDERZ get a life!!!
            • Jun 2004
            • 6764

            #6
            Re: Dumb things Americans belive in

            i can understand that i'm going to look like an idiot if i say the sun revolves around the earth... but who really cares if i know if i know that judaism is older than christianty and islam? some of these are silly.

            tbh, i still swear there are still monsters under my bed.
            Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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            • Kamal
              Administrator
              • May 2002
              • 28833

              #7
              Re: Dumb things Americans belive in

              I'm just tired of all the America/American bashing threads, be it humorous in intent. Even WITH all the allegedly stupid people, it is the most powerful/successful nation in the world, imagine what it makes of the rest (esp those pointing fingers).
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              • Garrick
                DUDERZ get a life!!!
                • Jun 2004
                • 6764

                #8
                Re: Dumb things Americans belive in

                ^ couldn't agree more. i'm a little irritated with not the thread so much, but more so the article.
                Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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                • xellsys
                  Gold Gabber
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 605

                  #9
                  Re: Dumb things Americans belive in

                  i think it's sad...

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                  • Shpira
                    Angry Boy Child
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 4969

                    #10
                    Re: Dumb things Americans belive in

                    Originally posted by Kamal
                    I'm just tired of all the America/American bashing threads, be it humorous in intent. Even WITH all the allegedly stupid people, it is the most powerful/successful nation in the world, imagine what it makes of the rest (esp those pointing fingers).
                    The Idiots ARE Winning.


                    "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect."
                    Mark Twain

                    SOBRIETY MIX

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                    • Shpira
                      Angry Boy Child
                      • Oct 2006
                      • 4969

                      #11
                      Re: Dumb things Americans belive in

                      I have to sayyyyy...I do prefer this one :

                      The Idiots ARE Winning.


                      "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect."
                      Mark Twain

                      SOBRIETY MIX

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                      • Dhar_2
                        meat and potatoes
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 18915

                        #12
                        Re: Dumb things Americans belive in

                        doesnt surprise me!

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                        • 88Mariner
                          My dick is smaller
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 7128

                          #13
                          Re: Dumb things Americans belive in

                          fuck this america hating shit. look at the nonsense the rest of the world believes.

                          brb, drinking tiger penis tea to cure arthritis. lolz.
                          brb, elephant tusks bring magical powers
                          brb, albinos are the devil's children
                          brb, ad nauseum.....

                          that say, and I'll stand corrected if I'm shown otherwise, but according to Islam, Obama is a Muslim. So uh, take that
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                          • hambino21
                            PFC Semen Ham
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 863

                            #14
                            Re: Dumb things Americans belive in

                            At Kamal-Right there with ya bud! The F'ng hating has gotten as old as the current state of pop music. Constantly blasting on the radio, not much variety but somehow seems to keep perpetuating. We got the point people. A lot of the world looks at the Americans as dumbasses, but thats as ignorant as me thinking all Germans wear lederhosen. Haters- Get off your soap box, go outside, put on a blindfold and play in traffic please.
                            I Love my country...America!
                            " Focus on the subtleties and the world becomes grander"

                            - Me-

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                            • Huggie Smiles
                              Anyone have Styx livesets?
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 11832

                              #15
                              Re: Dumb things Americans belive in

                              whilst I'm agreeing on the anti american sentiment getting old, in defence of the OP, the newsweek article itself is named "Dumb things Americans believe" so its hard not to title the thread the same way!
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