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  • i!!ustrious
    I got some N64 Games Yo!!
    • Mar 2008
    • 12308

    #31
    Re: Dumb things Americans belive in

    this thread is now an american adoration thread.




    ^i superimposed this in cs3 in about 5m tops. i am a god.
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    • tiddles
      Encryption, Jr.
      • Jun 2004
      • 6861

      #32
      Re: Dumb things Americans belive in

      Originally posted by xellsys
      there's a big difference between the things you mentioned about korea and the things in the article.
      this is mostly cultural stuff and you cant blame anyone for his cultural values. the articles just unveils plain lack of general knowledge.
      or else i could add sth like that: americans allow you to buy or own deathly guns just like that but you cant even drink liquor in public...
      yeah, i realize that after i posted it actually

      I thought about comparing the benefits of eating dog meat to americans believing bible stories, but i think i'm done with this thread

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      • xellsys
        Gold Gabber
        • Jan 2010
        • 605

        #33
        Re: Dumb things Americans belive in

        Originally posted by Kamal
        you can't be serious about even suggesting that this facet is an acceptable part of someone's (or anyone's for that matter) "culture".
        well that's why i wrote mostly right...?

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        • feather
          Shanghai ooompa loompa
          • Jul 2004
          • 20900

          #34
          Re: Dumb things Americans belive in

          Sorry about the thread but you guys should chill out. I thought it's funny and passed it along, I didn't add my own opinion to the post because I'm neutral on the topic.

          Besides I'm Asian, I've probably copped more 'hate and racial bullshit' than most people on this board.

          BTW none of you noticed I spelt 'believe' wrongly in the title.

          i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

          Originally posted by Hoff
          a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
          Originally posted by m1sT3rL
          Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

          I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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          • i!!ustrious
            I got some N64 Games Yo!!
            • Mar 2008
            • 12308

            #35
            Re: Dumb things Americans belive in

            i before e! except after c!
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            • Kamal
              Administrator
              • May 2002
              • 28835

              #36
              Re: Dumb things Americans belive in

              Originally posted by xellsys
              well that's why i wrote mostly right...?
              I just posted the most drastic one, but other than 3 out of 9 (maybe even 4) weird ones, is mostly?

              Originally posted by tiddles
              check this out:

              dumb things the Koreans believe in:

              Kimchi cures everything
              don't wash your hair before a big test, otherwise your studying will wash away too
              it's ok to live with your parents until you get married
              you have to be at work before your boss and you can't leave before him
              foreigners can't marry Koreans because they will taint the blood pool
              Korean language is better than all other languages because it can express emotions better
              If you eat dog meat it will make you fertile, but only if you beat the dog to death because hitting it releases the good chemicals in its muscles
              Artists and musicians have shitty jobs and shame their families, you should only be a business man.
              Only the male passes on his genetic code to children


              Those Krazy Koreans! I could add more, really you could do this for any nationality.
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              Jib says:
              he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
              Originally posted by ace_dl
              Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
              I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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              • Shpira
                Angry Boy Child
                • Oct 2006
                • 4969

                #37
                Re: Dumb things Americans belive in

                Originally posted by xellsys
                there's a big difference between the things you mentioned about korea and the things in the article.
                this is mostly cultural stuff and you cant blame anyone for his cultural values. the articles just unveils plain lack of general knowledge.
                or else i could add sth like that: americans allow you to buy or own deathly guns just like that but you cant even drink liquor in public...
                I agree with this...most of these things are part of Korea's history...beliefs that developed over a long period of time almost like traditions...while the list of US shit is just pretty stupid really. Also I think this US bashing is good...so some people get of their high horse...every nation is a steaming pile of shit and I really don't think there is anything to be proud of regardless...if you are White, Black, Hispanic or Asian...or if you're English, Scottish, American or Japanese...its all the same made up pile of shit for faggots to masturbate over...you should be proud of your family, friends and your own achievements. Being proud of your country is plain retarded like...being proud you have blue or greed eyes???
                The Idiots ARE Winning.


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                Mark Twain

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                • i!!ustrious
                  I got some N64 Games Yo!!
                  • Mar 2008
                  • 12308

                  #38
                  Re: Dumb things Americans belive in

                  Originally posted by Shpira
                  I agree with this...most of these things are part of Korea's history...beliefs that developed over a long period of time almost like traditions...while the list of US shit is just pretty stupid really. Also I think this US bashing is good...so some people get of their high horse...every nation is a steaming pile of shit and I really don't think there is anything to be proud of regardless...if you are White, Black, Hispanic or Asian...or if you're English, Scottish, American or Japanese...its all the same made up pile of shit for faggots to masturbate over...you should be proud of your family, friends and your own achievements. Being proud of your country is plain retarded like...being proud you have blue or greed eyes???
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                  • feather
                    Shanghai ooompa loompa
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 20900

                    #39
                    Re: Dumb things Americans belive in

                    Boy am I sorry I started this thread.


                    i_want_to_have_sex_with_electronic_music

                    Originally posted by Hoff
                    a powerful and insane mothership that occasionally comes commanded by the real ones .. then suck us and makes us appear in the most magical of all lands
                    Originally posted by m1sT3rL
                    Oh. My. God. James absolutely obliterated the island tonight. The last time there was so much destruction, Obi Wan Kenobi had to take a seat on the Falcon after the Death Star said "hi and bye" to Leia's homeworld.

                    I got pics and video. But I will upload them in the morning. I need to smoke this nice phat joint and just close my eyes and replay the amazingness in my head.

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                    • Kamal
                      Administrator
                      • May 2002
                      • 28835

                      #40
                      Re: Dumb things Americans belive in

                      Originally posted by Shpira
                      I agree with this...most of these things are part of Korea's history...beliefs that developed over a long period of time almost like traditions...while the list of US shit is just pretty stupid really. Also I think this US bashing is good...so some people get of their high horse...every nation is a steaming pile of shit and I really don't think there is anything to be proud of regardless...if you are White, Black, Hispanic or Asian...or if you're English, Scottish, American or Japanese...its all the same made up pile of shit for faggots to masturbate over...you should be proud of your family, friends and your own achievements. Being proud of your country is plain retarded like...being proud you have blue or greed eyes???
                      seriously? no really ..... almost all of the people who have bashed the US have probably never been here. This mentality of keeping your head in the sand and farting opinions from the other end about the stupidity of a country, thanks to a handful of retarded people is just seriously bizarre.

                      And what was posted about Korea is just one of those examples about the stupidity prevailing in other countries.

                      Just because a million people in a community/country inherit a stupid belief shouldn't be a free-ticket to making it an acceptable cultural facet just because the mass of a population lives by it. Are you trying to tell me that IF the entire population of the US were to step up and make it a part of the belief system to do all of the stupid things that most of you on here are bashing, you would be here to defend it? Seriously bro, get real.

                      People in glass houses.....
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                      Jib says:
                      he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
                      Originally posted by ace_dl
                      Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
                      I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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                      • bobjuice
                        Banned
                        • May 2008
                        • 4894

                        #41
                        Re: Dumb things Americans belive in

                        In reality countries do not even exist. Lines on maps are made by man not nature. The rest is bollocks.

                        Rule Brittania - we are the bulldogs of the Queen's Empire and we will fight you on the beaches.

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                        • nick007
                          DUDERZ get a life!!!
                          • Oct 2007
                          • 6095

                          #42
                          Re: Dumb things Americans belive in

                          Here is some South African nonsense we believe in:

                          If you sleep with a virgin it will cure you of AIDS
                          beetroot, garlic and sweet potatos will cure you of AIDS
                          Our last president didn't believe that HIV caused AIDS
                          We put beds on bricks so that the tokoloshe (little devil) can't climb on the bed

                          Before the world cup the majority of the world still believed we wore skins for clothes and wild animals walked down our streets.

                          Oh and we gotta be fucking stupid to have created this


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                          • Kamal
                            Administrator
                            • May 2002
                            • 28835

                            #43
                            Re: Dumb things Americans belive in

                            Originally posted by nick007
                            Before the world cup the majority of the world still believed we wore skins for clothes and wild animals walked down our streets.
                            That has happened to me. Back in the 90s, a Danish girl (daughter of a family friend) was visiting my home town and she thought she would've had to make it to my city on a biplane that would've landed on a patch of land and she would've gotten picked up from the "airport" on an elephant. When her Boeing landed into our city, she actually believed she had boarded the wrong plane and landed in the wrong city. How's that for dumb (in her defense, she was blonde - take that stereotypes).
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                            Jib says:
                            he isnt worth the water that splashes up into your asshole while you're shitting
                            Originally posted by ace_dl
                            Guys and Gals, I have to hurry/leaving for short-term vacations.
                            I won't be back until next Tuesday, so if Get Carter is the correct answer, I would appreciate of someone else posts a new cap for me

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                            • Shpira
                              Angry Boy Child
                              • Oct 2006
                              • 4969

                              #44
                              Re: Dumb things Americans belive in

                              Originally posted by Kamal
                              seriously? no really ..... almost all of the people who have bashed the US have probably never been here. This mentality of keeping your head in the sand and farting opinions from the other end about the stupidity of a country, thanks to a handful of retarded people is just seriously bizarre.

                              And what was posted about Korea is just one of those examples about the stupidity prevailing in other countries.

                              Just because a million people in a community/country inherit a stupid belief shouldn't be a free-ticket to making it an acceptable cultural facet just because the mass of a population lives by it. Are you trying to tell me that IF the entire population of the US were to step up and make it a part of the belief system to do all of the stupid things that most of you on here are bashing, you would be here to defend it? Seriously bro, get real.

                              People in glass houses.....
                              So when its stupidity it should be ignored but when its an achievement we should be proud of our country???
                              I have no problem to name and shame all the stupid shit my country has done or that ppl believe there... precisely because i think that nations are entirely irrelevant. You being constrained by the nation you live in or were born is not something that real fazes me in the least.

                              You can argue that the Korea bit is stupidity prevailing in other countries OR you can argue that its a nation with a rich and long history where there are customs and beliefs that pre date modern science. However, there is NO such argument to be made for citizens of a 200 year old nation believing the sun orbits around the Earth...so no its not the same and if the the entire population started believing that the Sun orbits around the Earth I would just say they are all idiots
                              The Idiots ARE Winning.


                              "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect."
                              Mark Twain

                              SOBRIETY MIX

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                              • trick12
                                Are you Kidding me??
                                • Jul 2007
                                • 4412

                                #45
                                Re: Dumb things Americans belive in

                                people in egypt live in pyramids and ride camels around the city, oh and i forgot to mention Muslims = Terrorists


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