Dumb things your mom believes in

[clintlove]

Your Mom believes if she gets fucked doggy style, she will give birth to puppies.
Your Mom believes that putting a #3 and some flames on her mini van, that it will make it drive faster.
Your Mom believes that the tattoo above her ass makes her look "cool".
Your Mom believes she should hold in her farts in fear of her own CO2 gases will cause global warming.
Your Mom is so fat she believes the lyrics to the Bee Gees' Stayin' Alive are "Steak and a knife, steak and a knife".
Your Mom believes swallowing cum is a good alternative to a high protein diet.
Your Mom believes you were a cute baby.
Your Mom believes she was raised by a pack of wild spiders. "That's why I can jump so high."
Your Mom believes...

[xellsys]

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I'm just tired of all the mom bashing threads, be it humorous in intent. Even WITH all the allegedly stupid moms, it is the most powerful/successful creature in the world, imagine what it makes of the rest (esp those pointing fingers).

[feather]

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[xellsys]

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[Kamal]

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I'm just tired of all the mom bashing threads, be it humorous in intent. Even WITH all the allegedly stupid moms, it is the most powerful/successful creature in the world, imagine what it makes of the rest (esp those pointing fingers).

remind us to place the 3rd candle on your cake next year.

[Dhar_2]

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[Homegrove]

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Found out this week that my mom is worried that I'll turn gay because I have gay friends and play at gay clubs.

[xellsys]

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remind us to place the 3rd candle on your cake next year.

will do, and you know what's the best part? when i grow older i won't remember any of this

[i!!ustrious]

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[tiddles]

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Found out this week that my mom is worried that I'll turn gay because I have gay friends and play at gay clubs.

File under "Stupid things the Finns believe"

[nick007]

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good thread