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  • TomTom
    Paging Doctor Weeds...we have a shortage on 1st St.
    • May 2002
    • 16206

    My weekend and Monday ROCKED!

    Just wanted to share this little story with you because it is pretty funny though I am the victim. Last weekend, I drove to my home town to visit my mom and one of the things I did was to harvest our apple trees in the Garden. While I was doing this, a fucking apple fell from the tree and hit me on the forehead and it resulted in a nice goose egg.

    Sunday, I drove back home and later to a small city an hour away from Frankfurt to an Hotel because I was about to visit a Seminary on Monday. It was an Hotel booked over Work and it wasn't the cheapest one. The way they looked at me when I came to the reception was priceless. Guys with gigantic goose eggs on their forehead is NOT their every day view I assumed. The sheer amount of business guys I saw in nice and shiny suits supported this theory.

    Later that evening, I ordered something to eat and they brought it to my room. Somehow I managed to pour the entire salad plate over myself and I had dozens of grease spots all over my trousers and Sweat shirt. And guess what: I didn't have another trouser or Sweeat shirt to change with me because I knew I will be home again one day later already.

    So on monday, I entered the seminary and saw a room full of Bankers where most came (to my surprise) with full costumes aka suits and ties. In the opposite there was me, with a goose egg on my forehead and salad sauce all over my sweat shirt and trousers. First thing I did was to tell everybody that I normally DON'T look this way but the entire day, they treated me like I have Leprosy.

    To make that day round, I made another bad move. When I arrived on Sundya, the Hotel parking lot was packed so I parked the car not really close to the Hotel. In the lunch break I thought it's a good idea to park it closer so I can get home faster after the Seminary is over. Bad idea. When I came back to the Seminary in the evening, the Engine was only making weird noises but the motor didn't start anymore. I called a repair service and waited one and a half hours for the guy to arrive. He checked his database and told me, the car model I am driving is well known for flooding if only driven for a few meters. Good he knew it, I didn't. Gotta love days like this. Thanks God he was able to start my car again so I didn't need to rent one lol.
  • panoulix
    MCast Resident DJ
    • Feb 2009
    • 737

    #2
    Re: My weekend and Monday ROCKED!

    LOL speechless.
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    • chanty
      John, John, where art thou!
      • Jun 2004
      • 4622

      #3
      Re: My weekend and Monday ROCKED!

      Lessons to be learned? Wear a hard hat while picking apples, always bring a change of clothes no matter what and don't move your car if you already have a perfectly good parking spot!
      Glad to see you can laugh about it TomTom!
      Awww...I didn't mean A holes, as in "A holes"...I meant it like, as in, my friends....

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      • Garrick
        DUDERZ get a life!!!
        • Jun 2004
        • 6764

        #4
        Re: My weekend and Monday ROCKED!

        wow, that sounds horrible. glad i had monday off!
        Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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        • trick12
          Are you Kidding me??
          • Jul 2007
          • 4412

          #5
          Re: My weekend and Monday ROCKED!

          an apple falls on your head and you get this, the same apple fell on newton's and he's a genius, crazy world
          Life's pretty fast..blup..blup...We made it!!

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          • tiddles
            Encryption, Jr.
            • Jun 2004
            • 6861

            #6
            Re: My weekend and Monday ROCKED!

            hahahaha

            pics?

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            • DIDI
              Aussie Pest
              • Nov 2004
              • 16844

              #7
              Re: My weekend and Monday ROCKED!

              The ability to laugh at yourself = priceless
              Originally posted by TheVrk
              it IS incredible isn't it??
              STILL pumpin out great set after great set...never cheesed out, never sold out, never lost his touch..
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              • Huggie Smiles
                Anyone have Styx livesets?
                • Jun 2004
                • 11836

                #8
                Re: My weekend and Monday ROCKED!

                ^^^^ this


                I had to change a flat tire in the pouring rain on the way to a meeting once. Turned up drenched and late and was treated in a similar fashion
                ....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....




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                • diegoff
                  Are you Kidding me??
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 3864

                  #9
                  Re: My weekend and Monday ROCKED!

                  that's a shitty day!
                  great you took it "easy"
                  It´s a spiritual thing!

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                  • TomTom
                    Paging Doctor Weeds...we have a shortage on 1st St.
                    • May 2002
                    • 16206

                    #10
                    Re: My weekend and Monday ROCKED!

                    Originally posted by trick12
                    an apple falls on your head and you get this, the same apple fell on newton's and he's a genius, crazy world
                    LMAO...good one

                    Originally posted by tiddles
                    hahahaha

                    pics?
                    No way I look like a Hooligan atm.

                    Originally posted by chanty
                    Glad to see you can laugh about it TomTom!
                    The day I can't laugh anymore about myself is the day I am six feet under.

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                    • floridaorange
                      I'm merely a humble butler
                      • Dec 2005
                      • 29116

                      #11
                      Re: My weekend and Monday ROCKED!

                      Mamma said there'd be days like this

                      roflmao, nice one TomTom, that read like an episode of --insert funny tv show-- . Hard to take oneself too seriously (a good thing) after days like this occur.

                      Originally posted by chanty
                      Lessons to be learned? Wear a hard hat while picking apples, always bring a change of clothes no matter what and don't move your car if you already have a perfectly good parking spot!
                      Glad to see you can laugh about it TomTom!
                      Makeup artists are always prepared

                      It was fun while it lasted...

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                      • AchtungBaby!
                        DUDERZ get a life!!!
                        • Feb 2009
                        • 7299

                        #12
                        Re: My weekend and Monday ROCKED!

                        Nice read, very funny!

                        btw this thread would be epic with at least ONE pic



                        "vision over visibility" Paul Hewson

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                        • DancingQueen
                          AVB FanClub | President
                          • Oct 2005
                          • 4061

                          #13
                          Re: My weekend and Monday ROCKED!

                          Oh man, that must of been one weekend...they always say things happen in 3's....I guess they were right!
                          Glad you are able to look back and laugh. I hope the goose egg is doing better!
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                          • kassios
                            Platinum Poster
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 1200

                            #14
                            Re: My weekend and Monday ROCKED!

                            If this was a weekend and Monday that Rocked!!! then this one will definitely ROCK no doubt
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                            • ace_dl
                              Platinum Poster
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 1546

                              #15
                              Re: My weekend and Monday ROCKED!

                              Most enjoyable read of the day mate.
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