Colbert tells Congress farm work 'really hard'

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  • i!!ustrious
    I got some N64 Games Yo!!
    • Mar 2008
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    Colbert tells Congress farm work 'really hard'





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    WASHINGTON – Taking his blowhard comedy act to Congress, Stephen Colbert told lawmakers that a day picking beans alongside illegal immigrants convinced him that farm work is "really, really hard."

    "It turns out — and I did not know this — most soil is at ground level," Colbert testified Friday. Also, "It was hotter than I like to be."

    Still, Colbert expressed befuddlement that more Americans aren't clamoring to "begin an exciting career" in the fields and instead are leaving the low-paid work to illegal immigrants.

    Staying in character as a Comedy Central news commentator, Colbert offered a House hearing his "vast" knowledge, drawn from spending a single day on a New York farm as a guest of the United Farm Workers.

    The union launched its "Take Our Jobs" campaign to back up its claim that few Americans would do the work of farm laborers, the vast majority of whom are in the U.S. illegally. Only seven people accepted the jobs, the union said.

    Colbert pleaded with lawmakers to do something about the farm labor issue because "I am not going back out there."

    A House bill that creates a pathway to citizenship for illegal immigrants has been filed and another is being drafted in the Senate but Congress is due to recess soon to focus on fall elections. The bills, or pieces of them, could come up in a lame-duck session after the November balloting.

    As the immigration subcommittee hearing began, House Judiciary Chairman John Conyers praised Colbert for drawing a roomful of onlookers and photographers. Then he asked the comedian to leave the room — and to leave the job of testifying to the expert witnesses, including Farm Workers President Arturo Rodriguez.

    "You run your show, we run the committee," said Conyers, D-Mich.

    There was some grumbling from some lawmakers about Colbert testifying in character — an unusual approach although not unprecedented. After all, lawmakers once heard testimony from the "Sesame Street" puppet Elmo.
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  • 88Mariner
    My dick is smaller
    • Nov 2006
    • 7128

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    Re: Colbert tells Congress farm work 'really hard'

    Colbert's testimony was just a cover for the BOMBSHELL testimony Coates gave yesterday about the handling of the NBPP case.
    you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

    it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

    Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

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    • i!!ustrious
      I got some N64 Games Yo!!
      • Mar 2008
      • 12308

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      Re: Colbert tells Congress farm work 'really hard'

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