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  • Huggie Smiles
    Anyone have Styx livesets?
    • Jun 2004
    • 11836

    Life Philosphy

    Ive only just read it, even if half the board will welcome it into last week





    Life, Philosophy, Mayonnaise and Beer

    When things in your life seem almost too much to handle......... When 24 hours in a day is not enough; remember the mayonnaise jar.................and the beer.

    A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front

    of
    him. When the class began,
    wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and

    proceeded
    to fill it with golf balls.
    He then asked the students if the jar was full.
    They agreed that it was.
    So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar slightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls.
    He then asked the students again if the jar was full.
    They agreed that it was.
    The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar.
    Of course the sand filled up everything else.
    He asked once more if the jar was full.
    The students responded with an unanimous "yes"
    The professor then produced two cans of beer from under the table and

    poured
    the entire
    contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty spaces between the sand. The students laughed.
    "Now," said the professor as laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize
    that this jar represents your life.
    The golf balls are the important things--your family, your children, your
    health, your friends, your
    favorite passions--those things that if everything else was lost and only
    they remained, your life
    would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter, like

    your
    job, your house, your car.
    The sand is everything else--the small stuff."
    "If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have
    room for the things that are important to you."
    "Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.
    Play with your children. Take time to get medical check ups. Take your
    partner out to dinner.
    Play another 18 holes. There will always be time to clean the house and

    fix
    the disposal.
    Take care of the golf balls first--the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."
    One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the beer

    represented.
    The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked; it just goes to show that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of beers"
    ....Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening, aint no other Freak like me thats breathing....




  • Gonzo
    Getting Somewhere
    • Nov 2004
    • 126

    #2
    Nice one... Thank God I got the message... Make room for more beers, don't eat golf balls!
    GnZ


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    • Mr.Big
      Platinum Poster
      • Nov 2004
      • 1390

      #3
      i really like that...its true...if u think about it..
      www.twitter.com/mikeoreilly
      Pimps up Hoes down.

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      • ekm
        Getting warmed up
        • Jun 2004
        • 78

        #4
        Nice!

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        • rewing3
          I really don't care
          • Jun 2004
          • 5504

          #5
          THanks for sharing that. Alot of that is true. To bad most people overlook all that stuff and worry more about the small things. I guess it is part of life.
          Common Sense is not Common at all.

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          • Garrick
            DUDERZ get a life!!!
            • Jun 2004
            • 6764

            #6
            Originally posted by Gonzo
            Nice one... Thank God I got the message... Make room for more beers, don't eat golf balls!
            Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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            • sooper
              Addiction started
              • Nov 2004
              • 450

              #7
              Originally posted by Gonzo
              Nice one... Thank God I got the message... Make room for more beers, don't eat golf balls!
              I should have brough spare underwear & pants to work.. I just pissed myself laffin!
              We are the ones we've been waiting for.

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              • remoh
                Platinum Poster
                • Jun 2004
                • 2466

                #8
                Originally posted by Gonzo
                Nice one... Thank God I got the message... Make room for more beers, don't eat golf balls!

                i just bursted into laughter....
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                • Morgan
                  Platinum Poster
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 2234

                  #9
                  Gold balls are bad, umkay?
                  "Pain is only weakness leaving the body."

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                  • picklemonkey
                    Double hoodie beer monster
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 15373

                    #10
                    Originally posted by remoh
                    i just bursted into laughter....
                    Originally posted by Garrick
                    Originally posted by sooper
                    I should have brough spare underwear & pants to work.. I just pissed myself laffin!
                    I didn't even crack a smile for it.

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                    • elerman777
                      Fresh Peossy
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 35

                      #11
                      Re: Life Philosphy

                      Tru That

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                      • diskofreak
                        Gold Gabber
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 648

                        #12
                        aaawww, that just made me feel so much better, iv been having a shitty week ( by week i mean month)
                        that just put eberything in perpective, beer and manayise

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                        • Fido
                          Fresh Peossy
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 23

                          #13
                          Old phylosofy but very realistic. Is not easy to follow though...

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                          • unrecogniseduser
                            Platinum Poster
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 2344

                            #14
                            very cool my friend, thanks for sharing
                            motherlover

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                            • GregWhelan
                              Are you Kidding me??
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 2992

                              #15
                              Yep good philosophy,but not easy in practice to follow

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