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  • thesightless
    Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
    • Jun 2004
    • 13567

    OK, now i know im going to hell quick

    god i always found these funny, but i just broke out in tears after hearing the one with the ghetto talking guy who calls in and yells "call an ambulance, i got into an accident" and he is all flustered. then he gets his girlfriend/wife on line.

    satan, keep that seat warm.
    your life is an occasion, rise to it.

    Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
    download that. deep shit listed there

    my dick is its own superhero.
  • diskofreak
    Gold Gabber
    • Jun 2004
    • 648

    #2
    what?? this post lacks much explaination...

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    • Jibgolly
      Vortexuralizor
      • Jun 2004
      • 20773

      #3
      yeah sightless. rink prease.

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      • thesightless
        Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
        • Jun 2004
        • 13567

        #4
        THOSE onstar commercials on the radio where they use actual emergency calls from people who were in accidents and other type of emergencies. i dont know why, but i find a lot of them histerical.
        your life is an occasion, rise to it.

        Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
        download that. deep shit listed there

        my dick is its own superhero.

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        • Jibgolly
          Vortexuralizor
          • Jun 2004
          • 20773

          #5
          oh. now i get it.
          yeah, its funny til you hear your family on there.
          then its sad.

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          • chemicalbeavis
            Are you Kidding me??
            • Jun 2004
            • 3607

            #6
            huh?

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            • thesightless
              Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
              • Jun 2004
              • 13567

              #7
              i just heard another one with a lady screaming she is on fire.
              your life is an occasion, rise to it.

              Join My Chant. new mix. april 09. dirty fuck house.
              download that. deep shit listed there

              my dick is its own superhero.

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              • Jibgolly
                Vortexuralizor
                • Jun 2004
                • 20773

                #8
                chem, Onstar is a service provided for people who lock themselves out of their cars. they put devices in cars and when people lock themslves out, and call Onstar, the door can be unlocked via satellite transmission.

                sounds crazy, but its true.
                and they record these frantic phone calls people make and play them on the radio and tv here.

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                • diskofreak
                  Gold Gabber
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 648

                  #9
                  ^^ ever see the tv commercial for the new season of p'unked,
                  this old man pretends to have a heart attack and die, his son in law is on the phone trying to get an ambulence,everyones freakin out, getting water and his meds, then he starts to laugh as his wife is crying over his body, he's like i punked you, i punked you all,
                  its so funny, his son and his wife leave, his daughter starts to cry

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                  • cneill
                    Getting warmed up
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 79

                    #10
                    I picture thesightless as some wierd cross between regis filbin (sp?) and the baby from family guy laughing hysterically at a recording of someone about to die and calling onstar...not sure of the correct smiley here, it's either or ...
                    Go n-ithe an cat th? is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat

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                    • chemicalbeavis
                      Are you Kidding me??
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 3607

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Jibgolly
                      chem, Onstar is a service provided for people who lock themselves out of their cars. they put devices in cars and when people lock themslves out, and call Onstar, the door can be unlocked via satellite transmission.

                      sounds crazy, but its true.
                      and they record these frantic phone calls people make and play them on the radio and tv here.

                      lol, that sounds pretty cool, i wonder how long before we "adopt" that here :P

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                      • Jibgolly
                        Vortexuralizor
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 20773

                        #12
                        i dont watch mtv.

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                        • diskofreak
                          Gold Gabber
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 648

                          #13
                          neither do i, but i saw the commercial flipping the channels, and died of laughter

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                          • Garrick
                            DUDERZ get a life!!!
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 6764

                            #14
                            ^ likely story! you are an avid mtv fanatic.
                            Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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                            • diskofreak
                              Gold Gabber
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 648

                              #15
                              eeew no

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