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  • skahound
    Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
    • Jun 2004
    • 11411

    Catherine Zeta Jones' gynecologist

    Q: Did London bridge really fall down or was it all some sick joke that someone turned into a nursery rhyme?
    A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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    • barkup
      Gold Gabber
      • Jun 2004
      • 726

      Yes, know your history

      Q.What do you have in your pockets right now?
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      The world was a mess but his hair was perfect

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      • MJ
        Here since 2002
        • Jun 2004
        • 6560

        Re: Interview the person below you

        Fuck all!

        Whats black and white but read all over?
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        Silentium est aureum

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        • dtgunslinger
          Addiction started
          • Nov 2004
          • 352

          A:My kids heads

          Q:What is the strangest place you hid your porn so Mom would not find it?
          Not living my life to see if I get into heaven or hell, just how long I'll have to spend in purgatory.

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          • skahound
            Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
            • Jun 2004
            • 11411

            In the attic access that was in my closet.

            Q: I just got a very large sum of money deposited into my checking account, what's the first thing I should buy?
            A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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            • dtgunslinger
              Addiction started
              • Nov 2004
              • 352

              A: A good opening line.

              QO you know how much a large sum of money is?
              Not living my life to see if I get into heaven or hell, just how long I'll have to spend in purgatory.

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              • skahound
                Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                • Jun 2004
                • 11411

                It's all relative to what was in there before the deposit.

                Q: Did you ever dream of boning one of your teachers?
                A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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                • dtgunslinger
                  Addiction started
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 352

                  A:10th grade English teacher, Ms. Garaffilo.

                  Q: Did you ever bone one of your teachers?
                  Not living my life to see if I get into heaven or hell, just how long I'll have to spend in purgatory.

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                  • skahound
                    Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 11411

                    My gf right now is a 7th grade English teacher (not mine, but it's gotta count for something eh?)

                    Q: I'm heading out for my morning run, how far should I go?
                    A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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                    • dtgunslinger
                      Addiction started
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 352

                      A: Till you can't breath anymore. Should be about 10 feet. And yes it does scount for something.

                      Q: I do not run, should I start when it is -7 dgeress outside?
                      Not living my life to see if I get into heaven or hell, just how long I'll have to spend in purgatory.

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                      • barkup
                        Gold Gabber
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 726

                        Yes

                        Q.What are you next 'looking forward' to...?
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                        The world was a mess but his hair was perfect

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                        • MJ
                          Here since 2002
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 6560

                          Re: Interview the person below you

                          Telling Diggers to fuck right off at Fabric next month.


                          Why if you drop toast does it always land butter side down?
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                          Silentium est aureum

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                          • skahound
                            Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 11411

                            Because it weighs more.

                            Q: Why don't you butter both sides?
                            A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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                            • barkup
                              Gold Gabber
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 726

                              Cos thats just silly

                              Q: Marmite - love it or hate it?
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                              The world was a mess but his hair was perfect

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                              • MJ
                                Here since 2002
                                • Jun 2004
                                • 6560

                                Absolutely love it.

                                American football sucks... why?
                                mjwebhosting you know it makes sense



                                Silentium est aureum

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