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You can't have manslaughter without laughter.
"Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl." -
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"My girl there has had too much Red Bull, so she will probably bite it off. But don't worry, here I am TO THE RESCUE"
"The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws." - Tacitus (55-117 A.D.)
"That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves."
- Thomas JeffersonComment
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" I lick bum "dead, yet alive.Comment
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"I like the cock" classic.
fuck you just made me laugh out loud at work! simple but directly to the point.
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"I might look like Paris Hilton, but I promise I can make a better sex tape then her!"~Pam
I like it dark and dirty!!!Comment
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"Yeah, yup....you were right. Your tits are about the same size as mine."I'm rich, bitch.Comment
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"I'm not drunk it's just that i have this ... I'm not drunk ok?""I don't know what will be used in the next world war, but the 4th will be fought with stones."Comment
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"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." Ernest Hemmingway.
ps we need wisdom at times. :wink:dead, yet alive.Comment
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" OK DEAL i blow you , BUT PLEASE RETURN ME MY WHEELCHAIR !!!! ...."Comment
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