Why girls are so dificult sometimes ?

[DreamGirlie]

i like to think of the drip coming from snow actually. now i cant think of it that way anymore. damn you.

que?

think.

[Civic_Zen]

Yea that was the best.

As for Women. Well I find that they are best at sabotaging relationships. Who else here hates their friends gf?? One of my best friends has the most annoying, fat, childish whale of a gf. I mean, he is like 6'3" and 185 lbs and she is like 5'9 250 lbs. None of his friends like her, his family hates her, and yet she is still there. Manipulative b!tch on wheels.

[DreamGirlie]

she must give good head.

[Jibgolly]

my thoughts exactly. a whale that swallows is somewhat of a keeper.

[Civic_Zen]

I can tell I'm getting old now, all my friends are settling down around me. And one of my best with a whale of a female who has the worst personality. I just don't get that one. Oh well, they are all leaving me for women. Guess its time to find some new friends, or one of my own to settle down with so I can ignore them too (yea right).

[skahound]

And one of my best with a whale of a female who has the worst personality. I just don't get that one..

He's with her because of a few reasons:

1.) He has low self-esteem.
2.) She obviously knows how to cook.
3.) Fat chicks are usually dirty sluts. They'll do anything you ask/tell because they need lovin' too.

[thesightless]

1.) He has low self-esteem.
2.) She obviously knows how to cook.
3.) Fat chicks are usually dirty sluts. They'll do anything you ask/tell because they need lovin' too.

AMAZING. sheer brillliance

[Jibgolly]

for a shit stuffing girly man, skatty mchoolihan sure knows a a lot about fatty's.

[Garrick]

ride the wave.

[skahound]

for a shit stuffing girly man, skatty mchoolihan sure knows a a lot about fatty's.

I've had my not-so-proud moments being the 'wing man', taking one for the team, being so drunk you pass out and wake up next to a transvestite that looks like he's had his face painted by Bob Ross - whatever you want to call it.

[thesightless]

lol, i woke up on new years day with someone else's pants on and had no idea who the gal was............................................... ................


"AND I RAAAAANN, I RAN SO FAR AWAY"

[Jibgolly]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

[thesightless]

dont laugh at that, laugh at the fact that it took me almost 20 minutes of walking around the neighborhood to realize i was near a train station. (i went out in NYC, woke up in massapequa long island--about 45 minutes away) god bless ketal one.

[In-SighT]

you've heard of the female menstral cycle? a little thing i like to call "the drip"

thats why.

Women suck

"Fat girls need love too, except they have to pay" - Quadmire, Family Guy

[bedrizzock]

Re: Why girls are so dificult sometimes ?

Yeah, this one time I went out in Austin and woke up in my dad's front lawn in houston...so, I dunno what the fuck happened that night. And the other night I went to this party where there was like 100 people, and I didn't know anyone there except my friend scott. He told me that some guy accidentally racked me. When he tried to apologize to me, I told him that it was NOT okay and that he needed to tell everyone to leave the party. So, somehow he got everyone to leave the party just because he racked me...everybody was like, "Aw man, why are we leaving" and he was all, "I dunno just go"...I dunno what kind of mindset I was in when i asked him to do that. But I know it was the result of a full box of Franzia wine I polished off ( ).

Also, I got arrested like 3 months ago when i threw a bottle through the back of a car (drunk, dont remember...people said i wasn't trying to hit the car) then i climbed in to get the fucking bottle and passed out in the back seat....where the police swifly apprehended me. And then I woke up in jail...but it looked like prison. So I thought I had blacked out so bad that I woke up like a week later. That was a fucked up night.

I've never really done a drunken-sex escapade that I regretted. I usually resist the effects of beer-goggles (although i think jack daniels-goggles are harder to deal with). But us guys, we have some built in mechanisms to stop us from getting in trouble...like whiskey-dick...sometimes that motherfucker just won't cooperate with you, will it? Other times it's like, "Hey buddy, lets see if you can go for 6 hours"...I think those are the times when guys pass out during sex (which would be quite embarassing but kinda funny). Also, the whole aiming factor comes into play. Anyway, I'm almost done with work and then I'm off to start drinking for this weekly house show at Firehouse in Austin. Who's gonna get fuckered up with me at WMC?