Why girls are so dificult sometimes ?

[YO75]

wedding planning..
forgetting to tell about cheating on me a few months ago...

and ur still getting married

[beanzncheez]

Re: Why girls are so dificult sometimes ?

I always thought that women had a pee pee just like us. Then I met someone besides my mother. I think women should have a penis like us. It makes them look cool.

:ROFLMAO:

[Civic_Zen]

blah.. my fiance is really pissing me off.

wedding planning?

you know.. the usual stuff..
wedding planning..
forgetting to tell about cheating on me a few months ago...

Kick her to the curb. Seriously.

[beanzncheez]

Kick her to the curb. Seriously.

It's not her fault that he can't keep her inline. I think the problem lies within him.

[Gonzo]

And one of my best with a whale of a female who has the worst personality. I just don't get that one..

He's with her because of a few reasons:

1.) He has low self-esteem.
2.) She obviously knows how to cook.
3.) Fat chicks are usually dirty sluts. They'll do anything you ask/tell because they need lovin' too.

It isn't about fat chicks = dirty sluts, thin and beautiful chicks = not that dirty...

The secret is to know how to make 'em hot, once you really know how to do that... believe me, they'll do everything you want, and even they could ask to do to you whatever you want them to (INFUSION DIXIT, LOL!). You don't have to ask, just make them horny; you need a lot of imagination, be creative, and get laid! :P

[Hombre]

We thank you for your wise words oh Sex Guru

[beanzncheez]

Re: Why girls are so dificult sometimes ?

Throw a piece of steak in their ass and they'll do anything you want.

[picklemonkey]

1. noob

Shortened form of "newbie," the most hilarious insult ever invented, in which a person who uses a computer game too much is ridiculing one who does not, for being "new" at the game, which of course they once were. Generally speaking, the speaker of this "insult" is one who should be on the receiving end of most insults.

[skahound]

[Mr.Big]

Re: Why girls are so dificult sometimes ?

I always thought that women had a pee pee just like us. Then I met someone besides my mother. I think women should have a penis like us. It makes them look cool.

:ROFLMAO:

yes....indeed...

[Mr.Big]

ok so who the Fuk is beanzn cheez then? excuse my ignorance

[mixu]

Re: Why girls are so dificult sometimes ?

My mum asked me the other week if me and my girlfriend ever argue... I said only when we she was being irrational.
"She's not being irrational," she said. "She has a different way of expressing herself."
"Yes, of course." I said.

[mixu]

ok so who the Fuk is beanzn cheez then? excuse my ignorance

[Yao]

LOL @ Mixu

Beanz = Jesus Christ. He can be funny, he's definitely rude, but somehow he never seems to make any sense. Love him or hate im. Or ignore him.

[beanzncheez]

Re: Why girls are so dificult sometimes ?

As I've said before, Jesus was my wife. Just not as hairy and she's not a moor like he was but her ass sure is one fine buffet.