"I'm a serious techno producer"

**Frankiee** · January 11, 2011, 03:42:14 AM

Re: "I'm a serious techno producer"

hehe

**Shpira** · January 11, 2011, 04:49:43 AM

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repost...

**Huggie Smiles** · January 11, 2011, 09:45:32 AM

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i hadnt seen it! v funny

**Steve Graham** · January 11, 2011, 09:46:04 AM

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repost, but funny as hell

this past weekend I'm dj-ing and some girl comes up and asks if i have any deadmouseFIVE... so many things I wanted to say, but I figure I should try to be polite, so I just said no sorry I don't
Then she gets all pissy, "Well, what DO you have?" (my all time favourite question)
I just look at her and look down at my cd wallets and laugh
then she says, well, are you just playing house all night?
at this point I'm really wanting to be an asshole and tell her I haven't played a house track all night, this is tech house and techno, but I just said yes as to not get into a debate while trying to do my job

So, the kicker.. "OK well, do you have any James Holden?"

LMAO!
my response "That's minimal" put my headphones on and turn my back...
seriously, dj booths should be surrounded with razor wire! lol

**Shpira** · January 11, 2011, 10:12:50 AM

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philistines.

**Steve Graham** · January 11, 2011, 10:15:16 AM

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Richie deals with an annoying dj groupie at Warung

**Shpira** · January 11, 2011, 10:25:17 AM

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i bet she gargled that shit at the EON though

**chanty** · January 11, 2011, 11:40:15 AM

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That video cracks me up everytime!

**DIDI** · January 11, 2011, 08:44:32 PM

Re: "I'm a serious techno producer"

Originally posted by Steve Graham

repost, but funny as hell

this past weekend I'm dj-ing and some girl comes up and asks if i have any deadmouseFIVE... so many things I wanted to say, but I figure I should try to be polite, so I just said no sorry I don't
Then she gets all pissy, "Well, what DO you have?" (my all time favourite question)
I just look at her and look down at my cd wallets and laugh
then she says, well, are you just playing house all night?
at this point I'm really wanting to be an asshole and tell her I haven't played a house track all night, this is tech house and techno, but I just said yes as to not get into a debate while trying to do my job

So, the kicker.. "OK well, do you have any James Holden?"

LMAO!
my response "That's minimal" put my headphones on and turn my back...
seriously, dj booths should be surrounded with razor wire! lol

That is actually a good idea,

one of my pet hates is seeing Djs hassled.

**bobjuice** · January 12, 2011, 07:14:16 AM

Re: "I'm a serious techno producer"

Originally posted by Steve Graham

Richie deals with an annoying dj groupie at Warung

Shame he didn't deal with that record that came clattering in at the end, but by then his concentration would have been shot of course thanks to that silly cow

**bobjuice** · January 12, 2011, 09:41:05 AM

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Best line i ever heard for dealing with this kind of annoyance was a friend of mine who said

"look, i don't come into your place of work on a monday and show you how to sweep up, do i? "

**Steve Graham** · January 12, 2011, 09:44:11 AM

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hahaha!

**trick12** · January 12, 2011, 01:34:29 PM

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hahah thats a good line

**floridaorange** · January 12, 2011, 01:58:17 PM

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F*cking nihilists, nothing ever changes.

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