I present to you: Pat Robertson

[Jenks]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/uc/20110101/cm_uc_crabox/op_4716464

Pat Robertson: Snow Is God's Way of Punishing Americans Planning To Drive To Do Something Gay



VIRGINIA BEACH (The Borowitz Report) — Rev. Pat Robertson sparked controversy in today's broadcast of his "700 Club" program when he claimed that God created the blizzard currently battering the Northeast "to punish Americans who were planning to drive to do something gay." __Explaining his theory, Robertson said, "Because of the bad road conditions the Almighty has made, any gay activities that people were planning on doing will have to be postponed by a day or two."__ Additionally, he argued, God shut down major airports in the New York area "so that people who were hoping to fly to do something of a gay nature would have to take a train or a bus, so it might be days before the gay thing they were going to do could occur."

[Huggie Smiles]

Re: I present to you: Pat Robertson

teh gays causing birds to fall from sky too!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V17WGTvPHGg&feature=player_embedded

[res0nat0r]

Re: I present to you: Pat Robertson

As for the millions of straight people in New York City who were also grounded by the bad weather, the televangelist said, "I think God probably wonders: If these people are really straight, then what are they doing in New York?"__

Tracy Klugian, 57, a prominent bore from Cincinnati, Ohio, said that she planned to take a break from her scrapbooking hobby to post Facebook updates about the weather on an hourly basis.

When did Yahoo become The Onion? But Pat Robertson is still an idiot.

[88Mariner]

Re: I present to you: Pat Robertson

Pat Robertson is, of course, wrong again.





















I blame sarah palin for the bad, snowy weather.

[Highsteppa]

Re: I present to you: Pat Robertson

Teh make believes from Patty makes it the reasonable scary.