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  • thesightless
    Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
    • Jun 2004
    • 13567

    one for the ladies (safe for work)

    JACKSONVILLE, Florida (AP) -- When five dozen roses didn't work, an estranged husband took out a full-page newspaper ad to ask his wife for forgiveness.

    "Please believe the words in my letter, they are true and from my heart," read the ad in Tuesday's edition of The Florida Times-Union. "I can only hope you will give me the chance to prove my unending love for you. Life without you is empty and meaningless."

    Larry, who declined to give his last name, sent the $17,000 apology to Marianne, his wife of 17 years. She left him almost two weeks ago, he said.

    "It was a culmination of things," he told the newspaper. "But I am desperately trying to save our marriage."

    Larry, who lives in Orlando, said his wife is staying with her parents near Jacksonville. But they blocked him from entering their gated community and she changed her cell phone number so he can't contact her.

    A relative told him that Marianne saw the advertisement.

    "She said my wife read the ad and started crying. But so far I've had no response from her," Larry said.

    But the ad drew the attention of many other readers, who contacted the paper.

    "They want to know if she has responded and if they have worked things out," said Jay Weimar, director of display advertising. "We tell them we are pulling for him." :cry:
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  • Garrick
    DUDERZ get a life!!!
    • Jun 2004
    • 6764

    #2
    $17,000!!!! i said god dayum! he must have really fucked up.
    Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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    • rubyraks
      DUDERZ get a life!!!
      • Jun 2004
      • 5341

      #3
      Originally posted by Garrick
      $17,000!!!! i said god dayum! he must have really fucked up.
      that's nothing compared to Kobe's "forgiveness" diamond ring
      "Work like you don't need the money.
      Love like you've never been hurt.
      Dance like nobody's watching.
      Sing like nobody's listening.
      Live like it's Heaven on Earth."

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      • palmer
        Retired or Simply Important
        • Jun 2004
        • 5383

        #4
        Originally posted by rubyraks
        Originally posted by Garrick
        $17,000!!!! i said god dayum! he must have really fucked up.
        that's nothing compared to Kobe's "forgiveness" diamond ring
        HAH no shit what was his 17million?
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        • -Alex-
          Fresh Peossy
          • Jan 2005
          • 16

          #5
          Poor Larry !!!!! Expensive marrige

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          • DreamGirlie
            Platinum Poster
            • Jun 2004
            • 2137

            #6
            17,000 for a page in the paper? wow
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            • LV-8
              Platinum Poster
              • Jun 2004
              • 1167

              #7
              Re: one for the ladies (safe for work)

              I have one word to describe that man P-U-S-S-Y.

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              • Civic_Zen
                Platinum Poster
                • Jun 2004
                • 1116

                #8
                Yea for 17,000, you can buy yourself a younger better looking wife.
                "The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws." - Tacitus (55-117 A.D.)
                "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves."
                - Thomas Jefferson

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                • Jibgolly
                  Vortexuralizor
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 20773

                  #9
                  money cant buy love and happiness.
                  props to this guy for going to such lengths to save his marriage.

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                  • tien
                    Getting Somewhere
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 167

                    #10
                    yea I think it was a great idea, front page in a news paper, im suprised it isnt more than that.. but seriously he cant reach her any other way, kudos to that guy
                    I do wonder what he did to fuck it up though.

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                    • unrecogniseduser
                      Platinum Poster
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 2344

                      #11
                      that seem a lot of money for a local paper
                      motherlover

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                      • Yao
                        DUDERZ get a life!!!
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 8167

                        #12
                        Now that is L.O.V.E.
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                        • remoh
                          Platinum Poster
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 2466

                          #13
                          ^^ not love yao , that's guilt ....
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                          • Yao
                            DUDERZ get a life!!!
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 8167

                            #14
                            Blowkick visual & graphic design - No Civilization. Now With Broadband.

                            There are but three true sports -- bullfighting, mountain climbing, and motor-racing. The rest are merely games. -Hemingway

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