Peyton Goes to Heaven

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  • buckman
    Platinum Poster
    • Jun 2004
    • 2069

    Peyton Goes to Heaven

    Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God
    was showing him around.
    They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the
    window. "This house is yours for eternity,
    Peyton," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."
    Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his
    way up the sidewalk,
    he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story
    mansion with a blue and
    red sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Patriots
    logo flag, and in every window
    hung a red Patriots towel.

    Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be
    ungrateful, but I have a question.
    I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to
    the Hall of Fame."

    "So what! 's your point Peyton?", God asked.

    "Well, why does Tom Brady get a better house than me?"

    God chuckled, and replied "Peyton, that's not Tom's house, it's mine."

    GO PATS!!!!!
    " Darkness Imprisioning Me
    All That I See
    Absolute Horror
    I Cannot Live
    I Cannot Die
    Trapped In Myself
    Body My Holding Cell"-James Hetfield(Metallica)


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