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  • bananapeel
    Addiction started
    • Jun 2004
    • 471

    Super Bowl Commercials



    The Super Bowl commercials all in one place!
    Especially great for us Canadian folks, since we get shafted with no broadcast of the commercials.
  • Illuminate
    DUDERZ get a life!!!
    • Aug 2009
    • 5152

    #2
    Re: Super Bowl Commercials

    Nice one.

    Oh the Americans, how they waste money to make money...guess it works.

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    • res0nat0r
      Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
      • May 2006
      • 14475

      #3
      Re: Super Bowl Commercials

      not that great at all this year imo

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      • 88Mariner
        My dick is smaller
        • Nov 2006
        • 7128

        #4
        Re: Super Bowl Commercials

        Originally posted by Illuminate
        Nice one.

        Oh the Americans, how they waste money to make money...guess it works.
        lol, how do things work in australia?
        you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

        it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

        Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

        ----PEACE-----

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        • Illuminate
          DUDERZ get a life!!!
          • Aug 2009
          • 5152

          #5
          Re: Super Bowl Commercials

          Well no major car company spends $30 mil to advertise. I'm sure they're only spending in the single figure of millions.

          So I'm assuming all those bank billion dolllar GFC pay-out to these companies were well spent.

          The One contains the Many, and the Many contains the One:
          Sbando
          - You Will Be Missed.

          "Mankind has the propensity to fuck itself up on anything it lays its hands on."
          Feather

          "Who moderates this forum and makes these decisions? Stevie Wonder?"
          Bob
          "i'd give her a muscle she doesn't have "
          the banned1

          "I love you Illuminate... that's divine/creator/God in me loving the origin of you."
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          • 88Mariner
            My dick is smaller
            • Nov 2006
            • 7128

            #6
            Re: Super Bowl Commercials

            alright, first of all, of ANY three hour period in american telivision, the superbowl gets the most exposure. it's really second to none. if you want the most bang out of your buck, it's the ONE place anyone would dare to advertise.

            on top of that, there's a bit of 'prestige' (i think that's the right word) with showing a ton of people a really clever or catchy or funny or innovative commercial.

            Bud-Weis-ERrrrrr. Still hear that. Wassaaapppp. still hear that. catchy as fuck. hell, there are tv shows dedicated to the best superbowl commercials.

            i agree. 30 million is a lot. but don't think these companies aren't getting mileage out of it.
            you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

            it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

            Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

            ----PEACE-----

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            • Illuminate
              DUDERZ get a life!!!
              • Aug 2009
              • 5152

              #7
              Re: Super Bowl Commercials

              Oh I agree, something along the lines of the most watched few hours of television in America, and so forth. Got nothing against it as well. But it just doesn’t comprehend paying 30 million for about 60 seconds. In the fine words of Chris Rock:

              Gawddddd daayuummmmm!!

              The One contains the Many, and the Many contains the One:
              Sbando
              - You Will Be Missed.

              "Mankind has the propensity to fuck itself up on anything it lays its hands on."
              Feather

              "Who moderates this forum and makes these decisions? Stevie Wonder?"
              Bob
              "i'd give her a muscle she doesn't have "
              the banned1

              "I love you Illuminate... that's divine/creator/God in me loving the origin of you."
              KiwiTollway



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              • 88Mariner
                My dick is smaller
                • Nov 2006
                • 7128

                #8
                Re: Super Bowl Commercials

                I would have paid 30 million to the audio guy at the arena to cut the mic to the black eyed peas.


                #moneywellspent
                you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

                it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

                Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

                ----PEACE-----

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                • bananapeel
                  Addiction started
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 471

                  #9
                  Re: Super Bowl Commercials

                  Estimates for 2011 are $3 mil per 30 seconds. Yep 100 grand per second!

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                  • Illuminate
                    DUDERZ get a life!!!
                    • Aug 2009
                    • 5152

                    #10
                    Re: Super Bowl Commercials

                    [QUOTE=88Mariner;926455]I would have paid 30 million to the audio guy at the arena to cut the mic to the black eyed peas.

                    Amen. Although I would pay another 30 to the sound guy to crank it up when The Rolling Stones are on.
                    That's one band I cannot clarify. All those drugs, all those STD's, I'm even sure Keith Richards has half of Columbia up his nose. Yet, they still rock on, literally being grandpa rockers!

                    The One contains the Many, and the Many contains the One:
                    Sbando
                    - You Will Be Missed.

                    "Mankind has the propensity to fuck itself up on anything it lays its hands on."
                    Feather

                    "Who moderates this forum and makes these decisions? Stevie Wonder?"
                    Bob
                    "i'd give her a muscle she doesn't have "
                    the banned1

                    "I love you Illuminate... that's divine/creator/God in me loving the origin of you."
                    KiwiTollway



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                    • 88Mariner
                      My dick is smaller
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 7128

                      #11
                      Re: Super Bowl Commercials

                      Originally posted by bananapeel
                      Estimates for 2011 are $3 mil per 30 seconds. Yep 100 grand per second!
                      yo, MercuryServer should have a fundraiser. do our own commercial.

                      i envision a spoof of the lebron 'what should i do' commercial, but with sasha. "what should i do? should i miss my gigs to write my upcoming artist album? should i throw those vestax decks into the lake? should i pitch up scorchio or play cowpander one more time? should I cut my hair, ditch vinyl, and settle down? what should i do?"

                      fade to black.

                      then fade in the words "join MercuryServer.com"
                      you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

                      it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

                      Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

                      ----PEACE-----

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                      • Illuminate
                        DUDERZ get a life!!!
                        • Aug 2009
                        • 5152

                        #12
                        Re: Super Bowl Commercials

                        ^ Right, do you take card or cheque?

                        The One contains the Many, and the Many contains the One:
                        Sbando
                        - You Will Be Missed.

                        "Mankind has the propensity to fuck itself up on anything it lays its hands on."
                        Feather

                        "Who moderates this forum and makes these decisions? Stevie Wonder?"
                        Bob
                        "i'd give her a muscle she doesn't have "
                        the banned1

                        "I love you Illuminate... that's divine/creator/God in me loving the origin of you."
                        KiwiTollway



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                        • Dhar_2
                          meat and potatoes
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 18917

                          #13
                          Re: Super Bowl Commercials

                          why would you want to watch the ads?

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                          • threehills
                            I heart Lollergirl
                            • Jun 2005
                            • 3641

                            #14
                            Re: Super Bowl Commercials

                            Because some of them are good enough to give you chills (although, I'm a little biased to detroit).

                            It's never too late to become the person you always thought you would be.

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                            • 88Mariner
                              My dick is smaller
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 7128

                              #15
                              Re: Super Bowl Commercials

                              Originally posted by threehills
                              Because some of them are good enough to give you chills (although, I'm a little biased to detroit).


                              i heard they were going to use the Insane Clown Posse instead of Eminem, but they couldn't fit into the car.

                              in all seriousness, they dropped basically 9 million dollars on this. i think that's irresponsible given that they took $15 billion of our money two years ago.
                              you could put an Emfire release on for 2 minutes and you would be a sleep before it finishes - Chunky

                              it's RA. they'd blow their load all over some stupid 20 minute loop of a snare if it had a quirky flange setting. - Tiddles

                              Am I somewhere....in the corners of your mind....

                              ----PEACE-----

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