Oakenfold appreciation

[Steve Graham]

come on, you people mean to tell me you dont think it is cool when he stands there with his arms up like he invented music?

[skahound]

come on, you people mean to tell me you dont think it is cool when he stands there with his arms up like he invented music?

Stupid me! I always thought he was standing there, arms outstretched waiting for the spectators to thrown bananas at his monkey-looking ass.

[remoh]

a duck walks into a bar.... oh wait its oakenfold not jokenfold, my bad...

come on, you people mean to tell me you dont think it is cool when he stands there with his arms up like he invented music?

Stupid me! I always thought he was standing there, arms outstretched waiting for the spectators to thrown bananas at his monkey-looking ass.

speaking of bananas.. i used to watch grape ape as a kid....

[skahound]

speaking of bananas.. i used to watch grape ape as a kid....

(Grape Ape!) Over 40 feet high!
(Grape Ape!) Just a little bit shy!
(Grape Ape!) What a super-strong guy!
(Yup, that's me!) The Great Grape Ape!

(Grape Ape!) If he comes to your town,
(Grape Ape!) He will really put down
(Grape Ape!) Any bad guy around!
The Great Grape Ape!

What a sight to see him jogging, block after block!
Things begin to shake and quake and rattle and rock!
THE BIG, BIG, BIG, BIG GORILILILILILILILA!!!!!!!!

(Grape Ape!) I do not recommend
(ACHOOOOO!) He is one to offend...
(Grape Ape!) So, be sure he's your friend!
(Better be sure!) The Great Grape Ape!
(Yup, that's me!)

[gsturm]

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@ grape ape references!

[mixu]

come on, you people mean to tell me you dont think it is cool when he stands there with his arms up like he invented music?

Oakenfold didn't invent music?

[superEGO72]

17 drunken monkeys with mixers, decks, and a box of trance records vs oakenfold.

who would win?

[wabbit]

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Poof oakenfold more like... Gay perfecto label he owns, utter shite!!!!!!!!!!

[chunky]

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Smell the hatred. I don't know who we should hate next but I think we should round them up and kill them. Maybe its time to start burning Disco records again.

[chunky]

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come on, you people mean to tell me you dont think it is cool when he stands there with his arms up like he invented music?

Opposed to standing there completely motion less playing music that he has no feeling for at all. When people dance in a club do they do it to music that they have no attachment to at all, because of course someone who was really into it would be stood there motionless. Something I don't see these days is that Freaky Dancing you used to get in the 90's, maybe because all them people where just there because they thought it was cool.

[hypoluxxa]

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I started hating on him when I saw that he had a clock in front of him @ Giant when it was at Circus. He was paid 10K to play for one hour, and the TOOL did not play for 1 second longer. He made sure nobody could get close enough to talk to him or touch him.... That is why I don't like him.

[chunky]

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Opposed to Danny Howells who played at SW4 and spent the whole 90 minutes of his set talking to his girlfriend. Maybe Oakenfold should sell himself short and offer to play the big clubs for free. Sasha said back in 2000 for playing the Bomb he would charge £200, for Fabric £10,000

[floridaorange]

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[tiddles]

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hating on oakenfold is so 2005

[chunky]

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I reckon he should work for free just like top sportsmen, actors & hedge fund managers