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  • buckman
    Platinum Poster
    • Jun 2004
    • 2069

    Oakenfold appreciation

    taken from the underground house messageboard.
    uncensored version

    isnt he just the most amazing?i mean you really must be fucking wicked if you have the time to pose like jesus and act like you are conducting the whole dancefloor,and fuck me he has his own fireworks show,now that is really amazing,that is a true performer.i hope next he has the oakie dance troup come out and do interpretive mime dance to the sheeer epicness of such quality trance moments.

    this is why house doesnt fill stadiums,because its boring to watch the dj.
    i think mark farina and derrick carter should come out dressed as medival knights and swordfight dramatically to the new cpen,while fred everything entertains the kids doing magic tricks.
    this would make house huge,in fact iam going to invest in a cape and learn to dj while chained in a tank of water while deadly sharks circle me.
    " Darkness Imprisioning Me
    All That I See
    Absolute Horror
    I Cannot Live
    I Cannot Die
    Trapped In Myself
    Body My Holding Cell"-James Hetfield(Metallica)


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  • esef
    Platinum Poster
    • Jun 2004
    • 1717

    #2
    i think Oaki and Moby should do a steel cage death match @ Wrestlemania XXIIX!


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    • skahound
      Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
      • Jun 2004
      • 11411

      #3
      A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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      • thesightless
        Someone will marry me. Hell Yeah!
        • Jun 2004
        • 13567

        #4
        i think that sasha should throw records at THEM next time around.
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        • rewing3
          I really don't care
          • Jun 2004
          • 5504

          #5
          This has to be a joke.
          Common Sense is not Common at all.

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          • peloquin
            Till I Come!
            • Jun 2004
            • 8643

            #6
            it is

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            • TomTom
              Paging Doctor Weeds...we have a shortage on 1st St.
              • May 2002
              • 16206

              #7
              I would like to read the uncensored version of this. :P

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              • chato
                Gold Gabber
                • Jun 2004
                • 815

                #8
                very clean picture ska

                surely its a guy making fun of oakie! (better be)
                ...enjoy every single second

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                • bloodl0ck
                  Getting warmed up
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 52

                  #9
                  Re: Oakenfold appreciation

                  I would like to see carl cox vs oaky in a boxing ring. or maybe greco roman wrestling.

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                  • xeb
                    Addiction started
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 364

                    #10


                    i don't know whats funnier, that post, or the fact that some of you took it seriously
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                    • demonAfro
                      Are you Kidding me??
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 3488

                      #11
                      Dammit, I can't have people stealing my djing whilst tied up underwater gimmick.

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                      • msanchez
                        Gold Gabber
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 676

                        #12
                        Originally posted by thesightless
                        i think that sasha should throw records at THEM next time around.

                        He should do some target practice with their records...thats entertaining! seeing sasha spinnin then all of a sudden sasha yells "PULL!" two records come flying into the air and sasha pulls out the 12ga.
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                        • skahound
                          Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 11411

                          #13
                          Originally posted by chato
                          very clean picture ska
                          Good resolution?
                          A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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                          • chato
                            Gold Gabber
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 815

                            #14
                            ^^ yeah thats what i meant
                            ...enjoy every single second

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                            • Localizer
                              Platinum Poster
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 2021

                              #15
                              rofl i like...witty
                              Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so.
                              -Bertrand Russell

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