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Originally posted by res0nat0r
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Re: Bin Laden's Pictures to be released.
The CIA have released Bin Laden's his memoirs
August 14 2009
Watched TV for a few hours to see if there were any stories about me. Nothing today. I did see that temptress Sarah Palin on CNN though, practically naked as usual -- wrists showing, ankles, hair, everything. Oddly enough, she was talking about death panels. I have always advocated them as a quick and efficient way to punish people for stealing fruit or shaving, but she seemed very dismissive of the idea. At one point she actually said "Obama's death panels" instead of "Osama's death panels", but the interviewer didn't pick her up on the mistake. Stupid woman.
September 11 2009
Fired into the air a few times, but everybody said it was a bad idea. "Too much noise, Osama. You'll draw attention to our hiding place." Cowards, all of them. Not really in a holiday mood, anyway. Nobody celebrates it round here.
January 19 2010
Spent the morning planning new attacks on major American population centres. You have to keep yourself busy in a place like this, otherwise you'll go mad. We need to stage more mass killings -- lots of small killings will do nothing to change US policy. They have small killings almost every day there -- I doubt they would even notice. Also, I'm big on trains these days. And attacking on dates sacred to Americans: July 4, Madonna's birthday, the Vanity Fair Oscar party, Lindsay Lohan court appearance, etc. To paraphrase those fat cooking homosexuals from the BBC, it's time to take killing to the next level.
When I was finished I called everyone into the safe room to tell them my new plan to defeat the infidels: we are going to attack the public transport network of Los Angeles, bringing this modern-day Sodom to its knees. Someone laughed and said, "good luck with that". Then I said, "Jihad does NOT get tougher than this!" and we all laughed. It's good to feel at the centre of things again.
April 26 2010
Saw myself on TV, in an old clip from who knows when, exhorting followers to exterminate Western imperialists. So young! What happened to that dashing, smoky-eyed, full-lipped fellow? He is sat here hunched in a shawl, eating seeds and watching Larry King. Sigh.
June 5 2010
Very hot. Spent afternoon in the courtyard, reading and thinking. It is lonely here, but also very peaceful. At times like these, war and death and Western imperialism seem a world away from this little seat under the olive tree. If next door's ball comes over that wall one more time today I'm going to put a bullet in it before I throw it back.
August 15 2010
Courier came today: secret messages from al-Qaeda, more AA batteries for the remote, copy of Newsweek, Ikea catalogue (they send me two, every time, even though I have never ordered anything) and a pirate DVD of Finding Nemo. Watched it, laughed a lot, condemned it afterwards.
Tonight is book-club night, and everyone in the compound is angry with me because I have picked the Qur'an again. They all say they have read it before. I say, but have you memorised it? They say, you always hijack the discussion! This is true, I suppose. Abu says it is his turn to pick. No way, I tell him. Never again, not after Angela's Ashes.
November 3 2010
Can't tell whether to be pleased by US election results. Their system is so complicated! Two houses of legislature, president, Cabinet, judiciary -- as far as I'm concerned it all adds up to one great big Satan. I guess the Republican win is bad for healthcare reform, and therefore good (more Americans dead, no extra work for us) but I'm finding it hard to feel pleased.
November 22 2010
Very tired today. Stayed up late last night with friends arguing about whether or not dishwashers were blasphemous. And you can't just say "yes" and be done with it. Everyone wants reasons. In the end I told them that, God willing, we should concentrate our efforts on eliminating bigger evils -- America, Israel, music -- and leave smaller doctrinal questions about household appliances to one side for now. Hassan says some of the new ones use less water than the old, non-blasphemous way of washing-up, but of course this is not the point.
Later, probably because I was tired, I had an accident with the beard dye. First, I used the Delicate Iced Chocolate instead of the Sensual Black, then I forgot to put on the gloves, then I left the stuff on way too long. I cannot make a video looking like this. It will have to wait.
March 8 2011
OMG WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ARSENAL!!! 3-1 WHAT ARE THEY LIKE!!!!
April 30 2011
Something weird going on in the neighbourhood. Can't put my finger on it, but there are some extra antennas on the roof over the road, and that white van on the corner has been there for, like, four days. I got so worried I called ISI, but they said I was just being paranoid.Originally posted by res0nat0rComment
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really good point actually and i heard about this myself and apparently they are not interested in the heroin trade ( just now anyway ) as it would upset all the farmers and people who make a living out of the trade but imo the thing that makes me think is that they have cut the danger of Iraq supplying them with potentially lethal weapons or whatever so this may be a reason ? tbh i don't know but i,m sure they are monitoring known smugglers routes
i,m sure the war on drugs will be next after terrorism though LOLComment
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Runningman Strikes Again!! Honestly I think I'm a little psychic...
Exclusive: Pornography found in bin Laden hideout: officials
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exclusive ? old news m8
does it mean that osama was actually the man watching the video's ?Comment
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True, or maybe you and extremist narcissist' just have a lot in commonRunningman Strikes Again!! Honestly I think I'm a little psychic...
Exclusive: Pornography found in bin Laden hideout: officials
It was fun while it lasted...
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sorry but this is an exact example of why the media in general are to be totally dismissed in this story
makes a good story though and sells papers though doesn't itOsama bin Laden's children
Osama bin Laden's known children, from his respective wives, include:
Najwa Ghanem
Abdallah Laden (b. 1976)
Abdul Rahman bin Laden (b. 197
Saad bin Laden (1979–2009)
Omar bin Laden (b. 1981)
Osman bin Laden (b. 1983)
Mohammed bin Laden (b. 1985)
Fatima bin Laden (b. 1987)
Iman bin Laden (b. 1990)
Laden "Bakr" bin Laden (b. 1993)
Rukhaiya bin Laden (b. 1997)
Nour bin Laden (b. 1999)
Khadijah Sharif
Ali bin Laden (b. 1986)
Amer bin Laden (b. 1990)
Aisha bin Laden (b. 1992)
Khairiah Sabar
Hamza bin Laden (1991)
Siham Sabar
Kadhija bin Laden (b. 1988-2011)
Khalid bin Laden (b. 1989-2011)
Miriam bin Laden (b. 1990)
Sumaiya bin Laden (b. 1992)
Amal al-Sadah
Safiyah bin Laden (b. 2001)
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what do you think would piss off the muslims more?
Showing the picture of Osama dead
or
Pissing on his ashes by saying he had porno's in his room
The US is doing everything they can to get some stupid muslim to attack them.Comment
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its never going to end until the west is eliminated. so whatever is released or not isnt really going to make a big difference.Comment
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right before i post this i have to admit right now i,m drunk...doesn't really matter (although i shouldn't be posting in this state ) but no doubt i will reply on the comments on this post when i,m sober.
ok i,m going to do this MTV awards presenter thing again
i have known this guy who was in the british military from way back... i,m not going to touch on his rank or training but i will say fucking hell he's way up there and that's all i,m saying for obvious reasons.. i dunno fully if i can say this but he was involved in the fight against the IRA, we always used to question him about it and although he was fully retired he always came back with the same answer " i can't talk about it "... i,ve not spoke to this guy in 20 odd years or did i know him that well tbh...i,m sorry m8 but this is the attitude thats grilled into these guys right from the start right across the world as no one wants to revile information on how there employers work .... so this kind of takes me to my next point ( which i have also touched on previously )... what makes u think that an official currently serving in security forces is going to release valuable information on what's currently happening in the fight against terrorism... earlier i spoke about one particular topic and that is spin doctoring ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spin_(public_relations) ) .... if u even bother to read that wiki page then this should answer ur questions
p.s. i find the comment on you calling me " brainwashed " seriously fucking offensive btwComment
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I'm not gonna lie I didn't read your post.. I really haven't read any of your essays lately because they are honestly just to long. If everyone wrote posts like yours we would fill the page in 2 posts. I did read your PS though
Look I can only be so sensitive. This is politics. I can't just sit here and treat you like a precious flower because you have supposedly had a mental health issue in the past. Brainwashing is a real thing. Here is the definition
[I]Mind control (also known as brainwashing, coercive persuasion, mind abuse, thought control, or thought reform) refers to a process in which a group or individual "systematically uses unethically manipulative methods to persuade others to conform to the wishes of the manipulator(s), often to the detriment of the person being manipulated".[1]
So there, and pretty please with a cherry on top, shorten your postsComment
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^ heheh
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oh and i,m super super super happy u brought up the brainwashing issue...this has made my day (Y)Comment
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