my new favorite word

[thesightless]

peeboner.

(aka morning wood not in the morn.)

[skahound]

I've always used 'pissharder'.

[picklemonkey]

ever wake up with morning wood when you have to piss real bad? I-m-p-o-s-s-i-b-l-e.

[Garrick]

^ just lay down over the toilet and your money... hahah.

[Terry]

you just gotta take a few steps back and hope your aim is on par(usually when youre half sleeping its not but what can you do?) . also dont forget to compensate for any breeze that might be running through the house. All in all you pretty well screwed

[Garrick]

buy "oops, i crapped my pants"

[Huggie Smiles]

Re: my new favorite word

just get in the shower and let rip

[Yao]

Playing the fountain with an ODOL is doable, except when you've been playin' or wielding it the night before...in that case it's gonna be a big guess where the yellow spring is going to end up.

[Steve Graham]

I've always used 'pissharder'.

and what exactly have you used it for?

[Steve Graham]

ever wake up with morning wood when you have to piss real bad? I-m-p-o-s-s-i-b-l-e.

here is a solution.. just imagine a toilet there

[demonAfro]

Yeah, get a nice warm shower to relax all the muscles, or a cold one to get rid of the wood. Whatever takes your fancy.

[jeffrey collins]

new words are great because no one else knows what they might mean. Sometimes you just need to speak in total jibberish to get the right word out of your mouth. HSUUHQI UDHIIIW DOWUDDD!!! Choke on that one baby!

[picklemonkey]

so how 'bout them Kansas City Chiefs?

[Jibgolly]

try pacing. or standing in front of the open refrigerator. works for me.

[mrt]

i also use "true that"