Q: Did London bridge really fall down or was it all some sick joke that someone turned into a nursery rhyme?
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Fuck all!
Whats black and white but read all over?Comment
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A:My kids heads
Q:What is the strangest place you hid your porn so Mom would not find it?Not living my life to see if I get into heaven or hell, just how long I'll have to spend in purgatory.Comment
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In the attic access that was in my closet.
Q: I just got a very large sum of money deposited into my checking account, what's the first thing I should buy?A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.Comment
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A: A good opening line.
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O you know how much a large sum of money is?
Not living my life to see if I get into heaven or hell, just how long I'll have to spend in purgatory.Comment
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A:10th grade English teacher, Ms. Garaffilo.
Q: Did you ever bone one of your teachers?Not living my life to see if I get into heaven or hell, just how long I'll have to spend in purgatory.Comment
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My gf right now is a 7th grade English teacher (not mine, but it's gotta count for something eh?)
Q: I'm heading out for my morning run, how far should I go?A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.Comment
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A: Till you can't breath anymore. Should be about 10 feet.
And yes it does scount for something.
Q: I do not run, should I start when it is -7 dgeress outside?Not living my life to see if I get into heaven or hell, just how long I'll have to spend in purgatory.Comment
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Telling Diggers to fuck right off at Fabric next month.
Why if you drop toast does it always land butter side down?Comment
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Absolutely love it.
American football sucks... why?Comment
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