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  • Hos
    Are you Kidding me??
    • Jun 2004
    • 4304
    #1

    sex toys

    Sex toy reviews

    Found on the ratings section of a sex toy web
    shop. 2 AA Batteries: "Not nearly big enough...
    also need pull string for easier removal. It
    took me over an hour to get them out of my ass
    with a pair of pliers! I think I lost one!"


    black is the new black www.mercuryserver.com
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    • J-Shock
      Gold Gabber
      • Jun 2004
      • 619
      #2
      Re: sex toys

      Peace
      J-Shock

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        • MJDub
          Are you Kidding me??
          • Jun 2004
          • 2767
          #3
          Re: sex toys

          http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

          You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

          "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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            • skahound
              Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
              • Jun 2004
              • 11423
              #4
              Re: sex toys

              I was in a line at sex shop with my ex and her girlfriend one night a few years ago and the two of them were buying a double-ended dildo. This older bird behind us with her man-friend leans over to him and asks, "What's that thing for?" pointing at the toy. I nearly lost it. I should've leaned back and said "It's a shoe horn" or something witty like that.
              A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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                • Pataky P
                  asdf_imo
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 1966
                  #5
                  Re: sex toys

                  Yes.yes it is!!

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                    • dawnx
                      The Donator
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 534
                      #6
                      Re: sex toys

                      Sex Toys are good when your banging the missus



                      Not over the head that is

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                        • skahound
                          Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 11423
                          #7
                          Re: sex toys

                          Originally posted by dawnx
                          Not over the head that is
                          Like Pataky's avatar?
                          A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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                            • DigitalReason
                              Addiction started
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 344
                              #8
                              Re: sex toys

                              lol
                              do you have a pic of that toy?
                              http://www.myspace.com/digitalreason96

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                                • skahound
                                  Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                                  • Jun 2004
                                  • 11423
                                  #9
                                  Re: sex toys

                                  A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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                                    • Hos
                                      Are you Kidding me??
                                      • Jun 2004
                                      • 4304
                                      #10
                                      Re: sex toys

                                      black is the new black www.mercuryserver.com

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                                        • FiFrota
                                          Getting Somewhere
                                          • Jun 2004
                                          • 145
                                          #11
                                          Re: sex toys

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                                            • BeachBum
                                              Addiction started
                                              • Jun 2004
                                              • 471
                                              #12
                                              Re: sex toys

                                              Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooiiiiiiiii innnngggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                                              The man who has no imagination has no wings - Muhammad Ali

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                                                • Kinetic
                                                  Platinum Poster
                                                  • Jun 2004
                                                  • 2228
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: sex toys



                                                  That reminds of one of the girls who works here with me, she has a necklace with a bunch of black balls, and that shit reminds of those ben-wa balls (is that how it?s written?), so I told her that. Once in a while I like to ask her stuff like "so, been having fun with those lately?" or "hey, they seem a little more worn out than yesterday!"

                                                  The way she laughs about it makes me think that after I told her what those balls reminded me of, she really started using them as ben-wa balls...
                                                  "I play music at people" - Surgeon

                                                  http://soundcloud.com/kineticdj
                                                  http://djkinetic.official.fm

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                                                    • baatrick
                                                      Addiction started
                                                      • Apr 2005
                                                      • 320
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: sex toys

                                                      my favorite



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                                                        • skahound
                                                          Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                                                          • Jun 2004
                                                          • 11423
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: sex toys

                                                          Originally posted by Kinetic


                                                          That reminds of one of the girls who works here with me, she has a necklace with a bunch of black balls, and that shit reminds of those ben-wa balls (is that how it?s written?), so I told her that. Once in a while I like to ask her stuff like "so, been having fun with those lately?" or "hey, they seem a little more worn out than yesterday!"

                                                          The way she laughs about it makes me think that after I told her what those balls reminded me of, she really started using them as ben-wa balls...
                                                          Or that she's building a pretty beefy sexual harassment case and is laughing about how she's gonna take you and your company to the cleaners.
                                                          A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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