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  • maddlingo
    Platinum Poster
    • Jun 2004
    • 1036
    #1

    Joke of the Day

    An Asian man was trying to exchange yen for dollars
    and asks the American bank teller, "Why it change?
    Yestoday I get two hunat dollah fo yen -- today I get
    hunat eighty?
    The bank teller says, "Fluctuations."
    The Asian man says, "Fluc you white guys too."
    "Dream as if you''ll live forever, Live as if you''ll die today." -- James Dean --
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    • picklemonkey
      Double hoodie beer monster
      • Jun 2004
      • 15380
      #2
      Re: Joke of the Day

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        • Morgan
          Platinum Poster
          • Jun 2004
          • 2234
          #3
          Re: Joke of the Day

          "Pain is only weakness leaving the body."

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            • rewing3
              I really don't care
              • Jun 2004
              • 5511
              #4
              Re: Joke of the Day

              That is pretty good. Thanks.
              Common Sense is not Common at all.

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                • skahound
                  Someone MARRY ME!! LOL
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 11423
                  #5
                  Re: Joke of the Day

                  I just raffed so hard I pissed myself.
                  A good shower head and my right hand - the two best lovers that I ever had.

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                    • shosh
                      Banned
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 4673
                      #6
                      Re: Joke of the Day

                      That was f****** funny!

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                        • MJDub
                          Are you Kidding me??
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 2767
                          #7
                          Re: Joke of the Day

                          What do Helen Keller's parents do to punish her?

                          Rearrange the furniture.
                          http://www.myspace.com/mjdubmusic

                          You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

                          "Son," he said without preamble, "never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl."

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                            • Johnnyboy
                              Addiction started
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 349
                              #8
                              Re: Joke of the Day

                              How are grocery bags and Michael Jackson NOT alike???

                              One is made out of plastic and kids should not play with?

                              The other one carries groceries!!!!

                              Remember: You are never more than six days away from FRIDAY!!!

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                                • picklemonkey
                                  Double hoodie beer monster
                                  • Jun 2004
                                  • 15380
                                  #9
                                  Re: Joke of the Day

                                  Originally posted by Johnnyboy
                                  How are grocery bags and Michael Jackson NOT alike???

                                  One is made out of plastic and kids should not play with?

                                  The other one carries groceries!!!!

                                  "joke of the day" usually means "best" joke of the day

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                                    • thrualoooop
                                      Addiction started
                                      • Jun 2004
                                      • 387
                                      #10
                                      Re: Joke of the Day

                                      nice one maddlingo.......
                                      i'm not a real dork i just play one on the internet.......

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                                        • cyrus32
                                          Gold Gabber
                                          • Jul 2004
                                          • 511
                                          #11
                                          Re: Joke of the Day

                                          those darn asians just cant get enough of them
                                          Edited - Bossy to racey for work

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                                            • johnson3161
                                              Getting Somewhere
                                              • Jun 2004
                                              • 195
                                              #12
                                              Re: Joke of the Day

                                              Where did you hear this joke from? I remember hearing it a long time ago but still funny nonetheless.

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                                                • krelm
                                                  Addiction started
                                                  • Jun 2004
                                                  • 437
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Joke of the Day

                                                  Why did the father bite off his son's toes?

                                                  He didn't know his wife was pregnant.
                                                  Broken Symmetry on mcast.mercuryserver.com

                                                  www.krelmatrix.com - archives & mixes
                                                  www.myspace.com/satansfluffer - general tomfoolery

                                                  "It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!"
                                                  - Stimutacs

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                                                    • Hos
                                                      Are you Kidding me??
                                                      • Jun 2004
                                                      • 4304
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Joke of the Day

                                                      sick
                                                      black is the new black www.mercuryserver.com

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                                                        • palmer
                                                          Retired or Simply Important
                                                          • Jun 2004
                                                          • 5388
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Joke of the Day

                                                          This guy walks into a pub and half his head is a big orange. He says: 'I'll have a pint of lager, please.' And the barman says: 'Excuse me, I couldn't help noticing, but half your head appears to be a big orange.' And the guy goes: 'Yeah, had that for a while now.'

                                                          So the barman says: 'How did that come about, if you don't mind me asking?' And the guy says: 'I was in this old junk shop when I found a lamp and when I gave it a rub this genie appeared.

                                                          He offered me the standard three wishes, and I said: 'For my first wish, I'd like every woman I ever meet to fall madly in love with me.' So the genie waves his genie hands and suddenly there's women looking at me. Then the genie says: 'What will your second wish be?' I said: 'I'd like a wallet with ?1million in it, and I can never lose it, it can't be destroyed, and every time I spend any of the money, it'll be replenished.' And the genie says: 'Your wish is granted. Now, what will your third wish be?' So I said: 'For my third wish, I'd like half my head to be a big orange.'
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