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  • Duff McKagin
    Gold Gabber
    • Sep 2004
    • 690
    #1

    i have no teeth...

    hey everyone,
    i am going to a halloween party tonight and seeing as how i have no money for a costume i decided to make myself into a redneck. i was wondering if anyone knows a safe way to black out one or a few of my pearly whites to really capture that "summer" teeth appeal of a true redneck?
    -ryan
    Fly? Yes. Land? No!
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    • cowardly dj
      ZangerBob
      • Jun 2004
      • 646
      #2
      Re: i have no teeth...

      a baseball bat would do


      You said safely not painlessly.
      Greatly rejoicing in following God as a freedom not a choice.

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        • johnson3161
          Getting Somewhere
          • Jun 2004
          • 195
          #3
          Re: i have no teeth...

          I remember you can use raisins but you may eat them later. lol.

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            • Garrick
              DUDERZ get a life!!!
              • Jun 2004
              • 6767
              #4
              Re: i have no teeth...

              permanent marker
              Should I fuck you at that not until the ass, inject then tremendously hard bumschen and to the termination in the eyes yes?

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                • thezzapper
                  Gold Gabber
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 812
                  #5
                  Re: i have no teeth...

                  non-toxic black shoe polish. LOL.
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                    • Jibgolly
                      Vortexuralizor
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 20806
                      #6
                      Re: i have no teeth...

                      they sell that crap at party stores.

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                        • qwerty2222
                          Platinum Poster
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 1616
                          #7
                          Re: i have no teeth...

                          dont use any marker's with toxic or acid substances in it or you'll end up having black teeth forever
                          go to a party gifts shop and you'll find there non permanent black liquids to aply on teeth to make them black or a black toothwax

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                            • dek0021
                              Getting Somewhere
                              • Oct 2005
                              • 102
                              #8
                              Re: i have no teeth...

                              or just don't do anything at all....some rednecks have all their teeth

                              *does a little hoe dance to self-produced banjo music*
                              Ready for a massive breakdown!!

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